How well do you know your Hymns?

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How well do you know your Hymns?

Post by Hovannes » Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:27 am

My bride brought this home---I don't know where she picked it up:

Dentist's Hymn----------Crown Him With Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn---There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn-----The Church's One Foundation
Tailor's Hymn-----------Holy, Holy, Holy
Golfer's Hymn----------There's A Green Hill Far away
Optometrist's Hymn---Open My Eyes That I Might See
IRS Agent's Hymn------I Surrender All
Realtor's Hymn--------I've Got A Mansion Just Over The Hilltop

For speeders:
75 MPH Nearer My God To Thee
85 MPH This World Is Not My Home
95 MPH Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 MPH Precious Memories
"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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