Mountain Lions Are Sexy

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Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:30 am

Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by Goose55 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:55 am

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Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
My little Mountain Lion, Lucy, sure is a cute one. At only 12 pounds she's just 1/10th the size of an adult female Cougar

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by Hovannes » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:10 pm

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:16 pm

A man and his pet cougar walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my cougar." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the cougar falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." The man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a cougar."
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by Thunktank » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:20 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
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Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
The moment I saw the title, I knew you authored it. It made me laugh. :lol:
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

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Goose55 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:55 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:30 am
Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
My little Mountain Lion, Lucy, sure is a cute one. At only 12 pounds she's just 1/10th the size of an adult female Cougar

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She's a Chartreux Cat and she's from France
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

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Goose55 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:02 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:55 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:30 am
Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
My little Mountain Lion, Lucy, sure is a cute one. At only 12 pounds she's just 1/10th the size of an adult female Cougar

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She's a Chartreux Cat and she's from France

I hasten to remind you that the phrase, “adult female cougar,” is used here with considerable risk, Goose.
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DepartedLight wrote:Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
No comment.

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by tuttle » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:05 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:39 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:02 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:55 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:30 am
Ya know, in a Coug kind of way.
My little Mountain Lion, Lucy, sure is a cute one. At only 12 pounds she's just 1/10th the size of an adult female Cougar

Image
She's a Chartreux Cat and she's from France

I hasten to remind you that the phrase, “adult female cougar,” is used here with considerable risk, Goose.
A while back I had a friend who was completely unaware of what a Cougar (in the human sense) was until he had to help his son work on a project for school. A picture was needed so he and his young son hopped on Google images...
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:23 pm

Well, apparently that one runner didn't think so.
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by Goose55 » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:51 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
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Now, DL, the good brethren of CPS may not need to know about that.
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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:42 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:51 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:17 am
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Now, DL, the good brethren of CPS may not need to know about that.
Dude. You have no idea.

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by durangopipe » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:58 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:32 am
Many pumas are misidentified as cougars.
Many Pumas are misidentified as Adidas.

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by gaining_age » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:51 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:42 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:51 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:17 am
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Now, DL, the good brethren of CPS may not need to know about that.
Dude. You have no idea.

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Re: Mountain Lions Are Sexy

Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:24 pm

Thanks for clarifying. Now I know how to properly tell that story about the party.

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