What's giving me the runs?

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What's giving me the runs?

Old cheese nachos
0
No votes
Seven layer bean dip
1
9%
El Paso picante sauce
1
9%
Sweet potato pie with sugar-free Cool Whip
0
No votes
All the above
5
45%
None of the above
4
36%
 
Total votes: 11

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What's giving me the runs?

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:41 pm

I've been running to the bathroom all morning, both literally and, well, literally. Help me figure this out.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:43 pm

In our home it's referred to as the 'quick steps'.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by gaining_age » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:46 pm

diet change.

Going from no veggies to veggies...

Going from all old chips to a fresh bag...

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:52 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:46 pm
Malaria.
Obviously.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Fainn » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:57 pm

I think it's going around. My wife had it Sunday and I had it the past 2 days. It's not the food because we dont eat the same things.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:01 pm

I need more information before I make a diagnosis. Were all the the options listed eaten in one meal and did you wash it down with a box of Franzia Merlot?
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:09 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:43 pm
In our home it's referred to as the 'quick steps'.
Mama called them the 'quick trots.'
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Hovannes » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:13 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:57 pm
I think it's going around. My wife had it Sunday and I had it the past 2 days. It's not the food because we dont eat the same things.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by FredS » Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:10 pm

Really?
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:19 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:10 pm
Really?
I know. Nobody has yet told him it's because he is full of poo. :D
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by AFRS » Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:35 pm

Disease borne chem trails.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:14 pm

AFRS wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:35 pm
Disease borne chem trails.
FTW

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by JMG » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:32 pm

Stress is giving me the runs.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:59 pm

Gluten
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:00 pm

Taco allergy
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:00 pm

Lack of essential oils in your diet
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:16 pm

Perhaps you should consider a tobacco smoke enema.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by UncleBob » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:09 pm

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:12 pm

"The only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, stand naked by the full moon in a barrel of eel's eyes" (J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, pg. 508)
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:17 pm

Not ketogenics.
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