What's giving me the runs?

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What's giving me the runs?

Old cheese nachos
0
No votes
Seven layer bean dip
1
9%
El Paso picante sauce
1
9%
Sweet potato pie with sugar-free Cool Whip
0
No votes
All the above
5
45%
None of the above
4
36%
 
Total votes: 11

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:11 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:16 pm
Perhaps you should consider a tobacco smoke enema.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:50 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:11 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:16 pm
Perhaps you should consider a tobacco smoke enema.
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Whatever happens, it will be impressive.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:13 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 3:10 pm
Really?
Really?
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:33 am

Maybe you got a holt of some bad gater stew.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 am

In unrelated news, I just sneezed 13 times in a row.

If I had the runs, that would have been disastrous.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:26 pm

No offense, but, shouldn't this thread have just been a post in "Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About?"

Other than that I am going with the sugar free cool whip . . . unholy stuff.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by AFRS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:38 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 am
In unrelated news, I just sneezed 13 times in a row.

If I had the runs, that would have been disastrous.
That's related. Somewhat distantly, like a 3rd cousin 2x removed, but related none-the-less.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Jocose » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:59 am

AFRS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:38 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 am
In unrelated news, I just sneezed 13 times in a row.

If I had the runs, that would have been disastrous.
That's related. Somewhat distantly, like a 3rd cousin 2x removed, but related none-the-less.
TheImpudent texted. He said that it is nonetheless and not "none-the-less"
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Fainn » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:53 am

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by AFRS » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:04 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:59 am
AFRS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:38 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:39 am
In unrelated news, I just sneezed 13 times in a row.

If I had the runs, that would have been disastrous.
That's related. Somewhat distantly, like a 3rd cousin 2x removed, but related none-the-less.
TheImpudent texted. He said that it is nonetheless and not "none-the-less"
I like hyphens. Proof of verbginity.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by 7formy1911 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:30 pm

Too much hummus. Seriously, it happens 8O
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Hovannes » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:28 pm

The Linguicia sandwich at the farm show.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by coco » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:31 pm

S&S, did you ever get to the bottom of this problem?
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by 7formy1911 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:31 pm
S&S, did you ever get to the bottom of this problem?
The bottom may be the problem...
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:04 pm

No wonder Luther appeals to you boys. :prayin: :lol:
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:42 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:31 pm
S&S, did you ever get to the bottom of this problem?
I sat and gave it serious thought. The fact that it happened really stinks. If I were forced to squeeze out an answer I'd say it was the 7-layer dip.
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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Fainn » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:35 pm

I find it hilarious when it happens to others. When it happens to me, I want 11 days of national mourning.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by JimVH » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:57 pm

I'm bothered by the grammar in this thread. Y'all should really consider using a colon.

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by joegoat » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:15 am

Have you eaten Arbys lately? That place is awful! Large quantities of sugar free candy or gum will have you pressure washing the porcelain as well. I got one of the bags of juicy fruit gum, the one with multiple fruit flavors shaped into cubes, and I thought I was going to turn inside out. Never again!

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Re: What's giving me the runs?

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:40 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:57 pm
I'm bothered by the grammar in this thread. Y'all should really consider using a colon.
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