The Wish Thread

[Stanley76]

For tobacco related wishes that are too trivial to pray for. Make one wish or as many as you like.

I wish that pipe juice tasted like Yoo Hoo and was nutritious and healthy.

I wish that Captain Black smoked as good as it smells.

I wish that I would go to a yard sale and find a trunk full of 1930's era unsmoked Dunhills in their boxes and hundreds of unopened tins of tobacco for $5.00.

I wish pipe cleaners were machine washable.

I wish I was tough enough to tamp my pipe with my finger like the old guys used to.

I wish that Carter Hall really did make the chicks come back.

Finally, I wish that you could smoke a pipe or cigar in a bar again without some CRYBABY calling the police.

[Fainn]

For tobacco related wishes that are too trivial to pray for. Make one wish or as many as you like.

I wish that pipe juice tasted like Yoo Hoo and was nutritious and healthy.

I wish that Captain Black smoked as good as it smells.

I wish that I would go to a yard sale and find a trunk full of 1930's era unsmoked Dunhills in their boxes and hundreds of unopened tins of tobacco for $5.00.

I wish pipe cleaners were machine washable.

I wish I was tough enough to tamp my pipe with my finger like the old guys used to.

I wish that Carter Hall really did make the chicks come back.

Finally, I wish that you could smoke a pipe or cigar in a bar again without some CRYBABY calling the police.

Same about the crybabies

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[coco]

I wish McClellands was still in business.

[hugodrax]

I wish I was taller.

[JimVH]

I wish no pipe would gurgle.

I wish more people appreciated the superiority of the straight Dublin.

[Fainn]

I wish I was taller.

I wish I was thinner.

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[Fainn]

I wish we could still smoke I. The Waffle HOuse and Hardees.

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[hugodrax]

I wish we could still smoke I. The Waffle HOuse and Hardees.

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That might be the most southern sentence ever written. Can you still smoke in a Shoney's?

[sweetandsour]

Capt Black does smoke about as good as it smells.

I wish that there were no health issues fears whatsoever related to smoking.

I wish aromatics were edible, as well as smokable.

[sweetandsour]

I wish we could still smoke I. The Waffle HOuse and Hardees.

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That might be the most southern sentence ever written. Can you still smoke in a Shoney's?

I think they still smoke in our Waffle House. I wish we still had a Hardee's. Shoneys? They still exist?
Been a long time.

[JimVH]

I wish I could be content to smoke one blend and never tire of it.
I wish I could be content to smoke one pipe and never tire of it.

[hugodrax]

I wish I could be content to smoke one blend and never tire of it.
I wish I could be content to smoke one pipe and never tire of it.

Brilliantly on point.

[Stanley76]

I wish the tobacco tin labels didn't scream "NICOTINE IS ADDICTIVE" at me.

[Fainn]

I wish the tobacco tin labels didn't scream "NICOTINE IS ADDICTIVE" at me.

The nicotine is the best part.

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[vwdeano]

I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...

[coco]

I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...

"BISCUITS AND GRAVY ARE ADDICTIVE!"

[Stanley76]

I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...

Me too. Sawmill gravy with sausage in it. It's a southern thing. It's in our DNA.

[GaryInVA]

I wish I was taller.

wish I was a baller.

I wish I didn't have to sign a contract at work saying I wouldn't smoke.

[durangopipe]

I wish all tobaccos improved with age.
I wish all people did, too.

[hugodrax]

I wish I was taller.

wish I was a baller.

I wish I didn't have to sign a contract at work saying I wouldn't smoke.

Thanks, Gary. The rest of these autistic fruits were just like, "He is rather on the smaller side. I could understand him wishing that he might be taller."

I can count on you, and that means a lot.