I wish that pipe juice tasted like Yoo Hoo and was nutritious and healthy.
I wish that Captain Black smoked as good as it smells.
I wish that I would go to a yard sale and find a trunk full of 1930's era unsmoked Dunhills in their boxes and hundreds of unopened tins of tobacco for $5.00.
I wish pipe cleaners were machine washable.
I wish I was tough enough to tamp my pipe with my finger like the old guys used to.
I wish that Carter Hall really did make the chicks come back.
Finally, I wish that you could smoke a pipe or cigar in a bar again without some CRYBABY calling the police.
