The Wish Thread

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The Wish Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:55 am

For tobacco related wishes that are too trivial to pray for. Make one wish or as many as you like.

I wish that pipe juice tasted like Yoo Hoo and was nutritious and healthy.

I wish that Captain Black smoked as good as it smells.

I wish that I would go to a yard sale and find a trunk full of 1930's era unsmoked Dunhills in their boxes and hundreds of unopened tins of tobacco for $5.00.

I wish pipe cleaners were machine washable.

I wish I was tough enough to tamp my pipe with my finger like the old guys used to.

I wish that Carter Hall really did make the chicks come back.

Finally, I wish that you could smoke a pipe or cigar in a bar again without some CRYBABY calling the police.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:49 pm

Stanley76 wrote:For tobacco related wishes that are too trivial to pray for. Make one wish or as many as you like.

I wish that pipe juice tasted like Yoo Hoo and was nutritious and healthy.

I wish that Captain Black smoked as good as it smells.

I wish that I would go to a yard sale and find a trunk full of 1930's era unsmoked Dunhills in their boxes and hundreds of unopened tins of tobacco for $5.00.

I wish pipe cleaners were machine washable.

I wish I was tough enough to tamp my pipe with my finger like the old guys used to.

I wish that Carter Hall really did make the chicks come back.

Finally, I wish that you could smoke a pipe or cigar in a bar again without some CRYBABY calling the police.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by coco » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:04 pm

I wish McClellands was still in business.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:22 pm

I wish I was taller.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:49 pm

I wish no pipe would gurgle.

I wish more people appreciated the superiority of the straight Dublin.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:14 pm

hugodrax wrote:I wish I was taller.
I wish I was thinner.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:15 pm

I wish we could still smoke I. The Waffle HOuse and Hardees.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:21 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:15 pm
I wish we could still smoke I. The Waffle HOuse and Hardees.

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That might be the most southern sentence ever written. Can you still smoke in a Shoney's?
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:23 pm

Capt Black does smoke about as good as it smells.

I wish that there were no health issues fears whatsoever related to smoking.

I wish aromatics were edible, as well as smokable.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:32 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:21 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:15 pm
I wish we could still smoke I. The Waffle HOuse and Hardees.

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That might be the most southern sentence ever written. Can you still smoke in a Shoney's?
I think they still smoke in our Waffle House. I wish we still had a Hardee's. Shoneys? They still exist?
Been a long time.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:45 pm

I wish I could be content to smoke one blend and never tire of it.
I wish I could be content to smoke one pipe and never tire of it.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:51 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:45 pm
I wish I could be content to smoke one blend and never tire of it.
I wish I could be content to smoke one pipe and never tire of it.
Brilliantly on point.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:14 pm

I wish the tobacco tin labels didn't scream "NICOTINE IS ADDICTIVE" at me.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:25 pm

Stanley76 wrote:I wish the tobacco tin labels didn't scream "NICOTINE IS ADDICTIVE" at me.
The nicotine is the best part.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by vwdeano » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:59 am

I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by coco » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:55 am

vwdeano wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:59 am
I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...
"BISCUITS AND GRAVY ARE ADDICTIVE!"
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:53 am

vwdeano wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:59 am
I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...
Me too. Sawmill gravy with sausage in it. It's a southern thing. It's in our DNA.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by GaryInVA » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:35 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:22 pm
I wish I was taller.
wish I was a baller.

I wish I didn't have to sign a contract at work saying I wouldn't smoke.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by durangopipe » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:20 am

I wish all tobaccos improved with age.
I wish all people did, too.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by hugodrax » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:29 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:35 am
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:22 pm
I wish I was taller.
wish I was a baller.

I wish I didn't have to sign a contract at work saying I wouldn't smoke.
Thanks, Gary. The rest of these autistic fruits were just like, "He is rather on the smaller side. I could understand him wishing that he might be taller."

I can count on you, and that means a lot.
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