The Wish Thread

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by ReverendThom » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:01 pm


I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by rgcurrey » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:17 pm

I wish I could finish this stupid motion that should have been done a week ago.
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No unsmoked pipes. Gents, any one of us could be dead tomorrow. Smoke em if you've got em.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by coco » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:14 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:01 pm
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Feb 10, 2019 10:07 pm

coco wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:14 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:01 pm
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
... '64 Impala with a 409 and 4 speed?
I just love that old car smell.

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Re: The Wish Thread

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Del » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:26 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:04 pm
I wish McClellands was still in business.
+1
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:49 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
vwdeano wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:59 am
I wish that biscuits and gravy were low-carb. Oh how I wish...

and now I want biscuits and gravy...
Me too. Sawmill gravy with sausage in it. It's a southern thing. It's in our DNA.
True that.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:50 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:22 pm
I wish I was taller.
wish I was a baller.

I wish I didn't have to sign a contract at work saying I wouldn't smoke.
What do you do?

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Fainn » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:53 pm

I wish smoking was mor socially acceptable and other stuff was less so.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:48 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:01 pm
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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Although this is a wish thread, I HOPE the girl you have now never sees your post.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:07 am

Fainn wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:53 pm
I wish smoking was mor socially acceptable and other stuff was less so.

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Work for a plant based biotech company that uses a tobacco family plant to grow proteins to use in therapies and vaccines. Tobacco can be damaged by the mosaic virus which most tobacco products carry.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:20 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:07 am
Fainn wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:53 pm
I wish smoking was mor socially acceptable and other stuff was less so.

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Work for a plant based biotech company that uses a tobacco family plant to grow proteins to use in therapies and vaccines. Tobacco can be damaged by the mosaic virus which most tobacco products carry.
People dont realize this. Best to stay out of the heirloom tomatoes, too.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:41 pm

I wish Cornell and Diehl would rename Old Joe Krantz, Free Will Baptist Mixture.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:30 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:41 pm
I wish Cornell and Diehl would rename Old Joe Krantz, Free Will Baptist Mixture.
Effffffffffffffffff that, bro. :lol:
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by Stanley76 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:40 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:30 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:41 pm
I wish Cornell and Diehl would rename Old Joe Krantz, Free Will Baptist Mixture.
Effffffffffffffffff that, bro. :lol:
HA!
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by durangopipe » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:17 pm

coco wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:14 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:01 pm
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
Image

Sigh.

I had ‘62 Impala convertible with a 327.
My brother had a ‘64 with a 327.

I wish we’d both hung on to them.
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Re: The Wish Thread

Post by coco » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:11 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:41 pm
I wish Cornell and Diehl would rename Old Joe Krantz, Free Will Baptist Mixture.
I need to get DL to come up with a "Bavinck's Best Blend" in honor of the theologian Herman Bavinck (my avatar).
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