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PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:25 pm

They can be funny, make you roll your eyes, or just go huh.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:27 pm

I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:56 am

Red Skelton announced at an awards ceremony that someone had found a wallet in the lobby. He said if anyone had lost their wallet they could go to Helen Hunt for it.
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Post by ryland » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:30 am

I never trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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Post by UncleBob » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:57 pm

Nice.

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Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:43 pm

Wally liked to fish for the halibut.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:50 pm

The pirate was upset when he paid for the corn because it cost him a buccaneer.
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Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:43 pm

What do you call a dead Parrot?

A Polygon
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Post by rgcurrey » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:24 pm

Jocose wrote:
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What do you call a dead Parrot?

A Polygon
Good one.
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Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:48 pm

Why are Shrimp boats so large?
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Post by rgcurrey » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:44 pm

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:20 pm

Most people think that a pirate's favorite letter is R, but his true love is the C.
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:29 pm

diggin this thread 8)
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Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:40 pm

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Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:23 pm

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Post by smokadoro » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:32 pm

If pescatarians eat fish and vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
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Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:57 pm

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Post by Sir Moose » Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:53 pm

Q: What's another name for an eyedropper?

A: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:14 pm

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Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:25 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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