PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

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Re: PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by Jocose » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:03 pm

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"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

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Re: PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:50 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

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Re: PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by Jocose » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:34 am

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"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

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Re: PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:55 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

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Re: PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by Hovannes » Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:34 pm

A Spanish magician would try to count to three when he performed tricks.
When on stage he'd say "Uno...dos..." then disappeared without a tres.
"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: PUNS! That's what's happenin'!

Post by Hovannes » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:34 am

What is the difference between a "Hippo" and a "Zippo"?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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