I Am This Old

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:23 pm

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"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:25 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by yetanotherbob » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:00 pm

Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Greenjeans.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:08 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by michigander » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:13 pm

yetanotherbob wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:00 pm
Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Greenjeans.
And the Magic Drawing Board.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by michigander » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:19 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:23 pm

michigander wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:13 pm
yetanotherbob wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:00 pm
Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Greenjeans.
And the Magic Drawing Board.
The advertisements for Schwinn Bicycles had the disclaimer that prices were slightly higher east of the Mississippi River.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by ReverendThom » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:58 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by coco » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:11 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by JimVH » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:12 pm

Sleeping in the rear window deck of the car.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:17 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:12 pm
Sleeping in the rear window deck of the car.
Been there. :lol:
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:34 pm

Army helmets looked like---
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:46 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:48 pm
I hate Bosco.
It tastes so bad to me.
My Mommy put it in my milk
And tried to poison me.
But I fooled Mommy.
I put it in her tea.
And now there is no Mommy,
And all because of me.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:08 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:46 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:48 pm
I hate Bosco.
It tastes so bad to me.
My Mommy put it in my milk
And tried to poison me.
But I fooled Mommy.
I put it in her tea.
And now there is no Mommy,
And all because of me.
All the cool kid's moms used Hershey's anyway :wink:
"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:13 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:08 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:46 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:48 pm
I hate Bosco.
It tastes so bad to me.
My Mommy put it in my milk
And tried to poison me.
But I fooled Mommy.
I put it in her tea.
And now there is no Mommy,
And all because of me.
All the cool kid's moms used Hershey's anyway :wink:
To be fair, it was my Mom and her siblings that used to sing that and my Mom taught it to me. Grandma was definitely more Bosco than Hershey's.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:14 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:16 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by JimVH » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:17 pm

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Throw in a fat pencil.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:21 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:26 pm

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