I Am This Old

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.

Old Man

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:49 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:50 am

My work here is so secret even I don't know what I'm doing
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:20 am

Body counts on the evening news.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:33 pm

Christmas decorations went up after Thanksgiving
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:57 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Yohanan » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:26 pm

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The sure fire cure for what ails you, this ought to bring back some pleasant memories. :pipe:
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by AnungUnRama » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:06 pm

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The sure fire cure for what ails you, this ought to bring back some pleasant memories. :pipe:
I showed this to my wife. She says yup. I regularly have to get her the fermented stuff and there is only one company that produces it.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:35 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:20 am
Body counts on the evening news.
Sadly true.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by mustangii » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:32 pm



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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:57 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:55 pm

In many churches everyone was called brother or sister. Some in conjunction with their first name or last name. For example Jack Brown might be called Brother Brown. John Smith might be referred to as Brother John. I'm not sure why there was a difference.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:36 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Sat Nov 23, 2019 5:55 pm
In many churches everyone was called brother or sister. Some in conjunction with their first name or last name. For example Jack Brown might be called Brother Brown. John Smith might be referred to as Brother John. I'm not sure why there was a difference.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by arank87 » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:56 pm

The Soviet U***n existed.
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:19 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Hovannes » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:37 pm

Maps of the world were still 1/4 British pink
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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Del » Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:48 pm

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Post by Del » Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:52 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:37 pm

TV stations signed off at midnight during the week. Sometimes they would show the FBI top ten list and then play the Star Spangled Banner. When they signed on the next morning they would start off with the Star Spangled Banner again.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by Jocose » Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:00 pm

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Re: I Am This Old

Post by durangopipe » Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:20 pm

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All of it.
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