ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

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ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by Jocose » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:37 am

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I will be showering with this luxurious Goats milk soap.

That is all.

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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by FredS » Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:36 pm

Jocose: Do you know how many goats they have to kill to get 4 oz of milk?
Coco: Not enough.
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by coco » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:21 pm

WTH?

After you shower with it, will you smell like a wet goat?
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by coco » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:22 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:36 pm
Jocose: Do you know how many goats they have to kill to get 4 oz of milk?
Coco: Not enough.
This.
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by Yohanan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:58 pm

Does the soap smell like goat?
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by Jocose » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:02 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:21 pm
WTH?

After you shower with it, will you smell like a wet goat?
Yohanan wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:58 pm
Does the soap smell like goat?
The soap? No.

I no longer smell like a wet goat, though.

I smell like a Woodsman.
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by Yohanan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:16 pm

So you will smell like sandalwood, oakmoss, and Goat musk?
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by coco » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:33 pm

Yohanan wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:16 pm
So you will smell like sandalwood, oakmoss, and Goat musk?
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:10 am

coco wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:33 pm
Yohanan wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:16 pm
So you will smell like sandalwood, oakmoss, and Goat musk?
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If you get tired of smelling of goat musk, you could always opt for Egyptian musk.

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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by coco » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:07 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:10 am
coco wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:33 pm
Yohanan wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:16 pm
So you will smell like sandalwood, oakmoss, and Goat musk?
A very large Chinese lizardman named Wu who smells of goat musk
If you get tired of smelling of goat musk, you could always opt for Egyptian musk.

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So you can smell like a mummy
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Re: ATTN: coco; THERE WILL BE GOATS MILK

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:17 am

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:07 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:10 am
coco wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:33 pm
Yohanan wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:16 pm
So you will smell like sandalwood, oakmoss, and Goat musk?
A very large Chinese lizardman named Wu who smells of goat musk
If you get tired of smelling of goat musk, you could always opt for Egyptian musk.

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