TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

[AnungUnRama]

by listening to K-Love 24/7

You'll get me started Fainn and nobody wants that. Especially after a couple generous helpings of this rather smoothe brandy.

Ok I will nibble. Maybe it is positive. Maybe it is encouraging (sometimes I, even I hold my nose and listen bc the world is just so wonderful, awesome, insipiring) but there is abso-freakin'-lutely NOTHING inspired on that over-produced bro-Christian ARGH of a station.


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[AnungUnRama]

Not one of you bastards gave me an SG this Christmas.

It is because we love you that we did not do that. You don't want something that neck heavy where it is a matter of when (not if) the headstock will hit the floor and snap off.

They do look cool tho and a Bigsby goes a long way to right the wrongs of the imbalance issues.

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[AnungUnRama]

........I got autocorrected. To wonderful, awesome and inspiring. That is not quite what I had in mind.........

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[Fainn]

Not one of you bastards gave me an SG this Christmas.

It is because we love you that we did not do that. You don't want something that neck heavy where it is a matter of when (not if) the headstock will hit the floor and snap off.

They do look cool tho and a Bigsby goes a long way to right the wrongs of the imbalance issues.

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I have heard of the neck issues, but have never experienced it or even played on a Gibson SG. Only the Epiphone versions, but without a strap.

[Fainn]

by listening to K-Love 24/7

there is abso-freakin'-lutely NOTHING inspired on that over-produced bro-Christian ARGH of a station.

That was kind of the joke. I think about how hard it is to love others as Jesus loved me. I admit my relationship ain't where I want it to be either. But I don't think outward shows of holiness are what Jesus had in mind.

[Fainn]

by listening to K-Love 24/7

there is abso-freakin'-lutely NOTHING inspired on that over-produced bro-Christian ARGH of a station.

That was kind of the joke. I think about how hard it is to love others as Jesus loved me. I admit my relationship ain't where I want it to be either. But I don't think outward shows of holiness are what Jesus had in mind.

Maybe we could write a song about K-love. lol.

[AnungUnRama]

by listening to K-Love 24/7

there is abso-freakin'-lutely NOTHING inspired on that over-produced bro-Christian ARGH of a station.

That was kind of the joke. I think about how hard it is to love others as Jesus loved me. I admit my relationship ain't where I want it to be either. But I don't think outward shows of holiness are what Jesus had in mind.

Maybe we could write a song about K-love. lol.

I did once before it was even a thing. The words of the chorus:

The refrain must repeat!
The refrain must repeat!
The refrain must repeat forever! (Repeat)

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[Fainn]

The guy who killed my second cousin and two others still on death row after 24 years.

[Fainn]

I quit through vape juice I ordered through the mail. Congress banned vape mail as part of the relief package because it had so much to do with COVID-19. I can't find any local juice that suits my taste and budget. Piss on them all. I think because of this, along with the $600 instead of $2000, that every member of the 116th congress should have their surname permanently changed to "Turd".

[AnungUnRama]

$600 instead of $2000, that every member of the 116th congress should have their surname permanently changed to "Turd".

I agree with the final sentiment yes. I understand also a lot of folks desperately need this money. I fear though that it is going to bring a lot of very nasty surprises come tax time.

I also believe that for every year a congressman (or woman) or senator spends in office, they should spend an equal amount of time in maximum security federal prison and all of the wealth they gained while in office will be seized to balance the budget.

[Adam Z]

I also believe that for every year a congressman (or woman) or senator spends in office, they should spend an equal amount of time in maximum security federal prison

[CodeMonkey]

About 99% of the posts of you know who.

[DepartedLight]

100% of the total malarky going on today in the US Capitol.

Butt butter is just not working this time.

[DepartedLight]

I also believe that for every year a congressman (or woman) or senator spends in office, they should spend an equal amount of time in maximum security federal prison

As a staff member? As in equal service in the officers club as in the trenches? I kind of like it at a high level.

[Fainn]

Bra sizes when trying to get something for your wife. It's not like it comes up in everyday conversation. Can't we just have small, medium, large, and Dolly Parton?

[AFRS]

Bra sizes when trying to get something for your wife. It's not like it comes up in everyday conversation. Can't we just have small, medium, large, and Dolly Parton?

Lemme guess -- you're the Dolly Parton size?

[Fainn]

Bra sizes when trying to get something for your wife. It's not like it comes up in everyday conversation. Can't we just have small, medium, large, and Dolly Parton?

Lemme guess -- you're the Dolly Parton size?

for my wife.

[Gabriel]

Bra sizes when trying to get something for your wife. It's not like it comes up in everyday conversation. Can't we just have small, medium, large, and Dolly Parton?

Go look at the tags on her bras if it’s a surprise. If not... just ask?

[Fainn]

The decline of Shakespearian English because no one gives a fig anymore.

[Sir Moose]

The decline of Shakespearian English because no one gives a fig anymore.

Forsooth!