TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Wed Apr 28, 2021 11:36 pm

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:43 pm

Lemon thyme plants everywhere but I can’t find regular thyme.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:39 pm

BeefyG wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:43 pm
Lemon thyme plants everywhere but I can’t find regular thyme.
I get it, bruh. I can’t ever find the thyme for anything.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:21 am

JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:43 pm
Lemon thyme plants everywhere but I can’t find regular thyme.
I get it, bruh. I can’t ever find the thyme for anything.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:26 am

BeefyG wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:21 am
JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:43 pm
Lemon thyme plants everywhere but I can’t find regular thyme.
I get it, bruh. I can’t ever find the thyme for anything.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AFRS » Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:36 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:26 am
BeefyG wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:21 am
JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:43 pm
Lemon thyme plants everywhere but I can’t find regular thyme.
I get it, bruh. I can’t ever find the thyme for anything.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by 424cat » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:02 pm

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pm

People who neglect their yards, but have better grass than me.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Sir Moose » Mon May 03, 2021 2:32 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pm
People who neglect their yards, but have better grass than me.
I'm pretty sure "Do not covet thy neighbor's grass" was in the top ten.

Also, ProTip: Moss is a nice shade of green and doesn't need mowed as often.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Mon May 03, 2021 3:46 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 2:32 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pm
People who neglect their yards, but have better grass than me.
I'm pretty sure "Do not covet thy neighbor's grass" was in the top ten.

Also, ProTip: Moss is a nice shade of green and doesn't need mowed as often.
It's not covet... okay, yes it is.

I've got a section of yard that is in constant shade that is mossy. I kind of like it.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Tue May 04, 2021 12:04 pm

JimVH wrote:People who neglect their yards, but have better grass than me.
Maybe they’re on to something...

My yard needed to be mowed before all the rain and now it’s even “lusher”. At least I can hide in the grass when my wife starts asking when I’m going to mow.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Tue May 04, 2021 2:34 pm

BeefyG wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:04 pm
JimVH wrote:People who neglect their yards, but have better grass than me.
Maybe they’re on to something...

My yard needed to be mowed before all the rain and now it’s even “lusher”. At least I can hide in the grass when my wife starts asking when I’m going to mow.
I have much nicer trees than he does, though. It's hard to have both.

You enjoy that tallgrass.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by tuttle » Wed May 05, 2021 7:11 am

JimVH wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pm
People who neglect their yards, but have better grass than me.
True. People who neglect their yards that are worse than mine actually makes me feel good. :lol:
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