TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AFRS » Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:22 am

Fainn wrote:
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There's too many people between me and the nearest bathroom when I first wake up.
You sleep in an airport? Mall? Bus Station?

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:27 pm

the fact that I never get to speak to an actual representative over the phone until I start taking the lord's name in order to do so
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by jruegg » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:39 pm

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AnungUnRama » Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:53 am

Fainn wrote:the fact that I never get to speak to an actual representative over the phone until I start taking the lord's name in order to do so
You aren't a special interest group or a lobbyist so that should come as no surprise.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Fri Nov 06, 2020 7:52 am

I’m writing while sitting in the tire shop.

We were supposed to leave for a road trip in 9 minutes. I didn’t get to checking the tires till late last night and one had a nail in it. I asked my wife why she didn’t mention the low tire light and she thought it was just because of the recent cold weather.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Fri Nov 06, 2020 10:33 am

BeefyG wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 7:52 am
I asked my wife why she didn’t mention the <insert warning> light...
I don't really have anything to add other than I get it.


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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Fri Nov 06, 2020 5:45 pm

Behavioral Assessment?
I can tell you about my personality in two words.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:09 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 5:45 pm
Behavioral Assessment?
I can tell you about my personality in two words.
Nucking futs? Fart-centric? Generally pessimistic? Family oriented?

The imagination literally boggles. :D
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Sat Nov 07, 2020 7:39 am

JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 7:52 am
I asked my wife why she didn’t mention the <insert warning> light...
I don't really have anything to add other than I get it.


Wishing you safe travels.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:28 pm

ADHD. I wouldn't lose things and it wouldn't take me forever to fugure stuff out.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AnungUnRama » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:00 am

Fugues are a bugger to learn and play but are really cool to listen to

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:46 pm

My butt remains unchapped.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AFRS » Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:11 pm

hugodrax wrote:
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My butt remains unchapped.
Your wife must be pleased.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:07 pm

AFRS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:11 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:46 pm
My butt remains unchapped.
Your wife must be pleased.
All wives must be pleased. Mine is no exception.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:25 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:07 pm
AFRS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:11 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:46 pm
My butt remains unchapped.
Your wife must be pleased.
All wives must be pleased. Mine is no exception.
Well played.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:11 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:25 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:07 pm
AFRS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:11 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:46 pm
My butt remains unchapped.
Your wife must be pleased.
All wives must be pleased. Mine is no exception.
Well played.
Indeed.
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