TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by michigander » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:40 am

GM products with backup lights that illuminate when the doors are remotely unlocked.

I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.

I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:45 am

michigander wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:40 am
GM products with backup lights that illuminate when the doors are remotely unlocked.

I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.

I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by michigander » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:21 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:45 am
michigander wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:40 am
GM products with backup lights that illuminate when the doors are remotely unlocked.

I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.

I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.
Surely there is some middle ground?
I could bust out all of the backup lamps on GMs, but I'm not sure that is middle ground :D

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:39 pm

I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:28 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:39 pm
I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:12 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:39 pm
I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.

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What you think you'll look like when you shave your beard.
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What you actually look like.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:39 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:39 pm
I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.

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I’m the guy who made that decision for my group. I haven’t been invited to any kind of get together since. My Christmas card count went way down, too.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:21 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:39 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:39 pm
I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.

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I’m the guy who made that decision for my group. I haven’t been invited to any kind of get together since. My Christmas card count went way down, too.
...and now they tell me that they were supposed to give me the option to opt out...too late.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Del » Thu Mar 05, 2020 9:35 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:21 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 3:39 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:39 pm
I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.

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I’m the guy who made that decision for my group. I haven’t been invited to any kind of get together since. My Christmas card count went way down, too.
...and now they tell me that they were supposed to give me the option to opt out...too late.

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I bet your face feels chapped, too.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Cleon » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:32 am

Dirty mushrooms.
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Post by Cleon » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:45 am

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Dirty mushrooms are still worse.
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I don't understand any of this.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:26 pm

The NC Severe Weather Alerting System. Yes. It's gonna rain. We see the clouds. Do we have to have 5 solid minutes of blaring irritation to tell us that it's gonna <zederated> rain?!?

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by michigander » Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:24 am

Cleon wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:45 am
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Dirty mushrooms are still worse.
That made me laugh :lol:

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Post by adauria » Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:27 pm

Bathrooms that lack bidets chap my ass. Barbaric...

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:19 pm

adauria wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:27 pm
Bathrooms that lack bidets chap my ass. Barbaric...

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