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TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass
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Fainn
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G.K. Chesterton — 'It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.'
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michigander
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GM products with backup lights that illuminate when the doors are remotely unlocked.
I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.
I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.
I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.
I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.
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Surely there is some middle ground?michigander wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:40 amGM products with backup lights that illuminate when the doors are remotely unlocked.
I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.
I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.
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I could bust out all of the backup lamps on GMs, but I'm not sure that is middle groundhugodrax wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:45 amSurely there is some middle ground?michigander wrote: ↑Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:40 amGM products with backup lights that illuminate when the doors are remotely unlocked.
I can't tell you how many times I've stopped in a parking lot to give someone a chance to back out of their spot (not because I wanted the spot, but just to be courteous) only to find that there was no one in the vehicle.
I now ignore backup lights on ALL GM vehicles.
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I just found out that tomorrow I have to undergo fit-testing for an N95 Respirator....which means I have to be clean-shaven...which means I have to shave my beard.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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LAWYER UP!
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What you think you'll look like when you shave your beard.
What you actually look like.
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I’m the guy who made that decision for my group. I haven’t been invited to any kind of get together since. My Christmas card count went way down, too.
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...and now they tell me that they were supposed to give me the option to opt out...too late.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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I bet your face feels chapped, too.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:21 pm...and now they tell me that they were supposed to give me the option to opt out...too late.
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Dirty mushrooms.
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Dirty mushrooms are still worse.
"Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven" - Jesus
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I don't understand any of this.
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The NC Severe Weather Alerting System. Yes. It's gonna rain. We see the clouds. Do we have to have 5 solid minutes of blaring irritation to tell us that it's gonna <zederated> rain?!?
No.
No we do not.
No.
No we do not.
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Bathrooms that lack bidets chap my ass. Barbaric...
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Front to back, bro, front to back.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
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