TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:57 am

Fainn wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:18 am
The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.
I suspect you'll live
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:28 pm

I didn’t sleep well last night. I had a hard time falling asleep in the first place and couldn’t stay asleep. Finally conked out on the couch around 3AM... until my wife’s cat sneezed on me.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AFRS » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:07 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:57 am
Fainn wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:18 am
The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.
I suspect you'll live
No `ee won't. Ee's dead. Dead I tell you!





p.s. no one gets out alive.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by AnungUnRama » Wed Nov 25, 2020 7:06 pm

AFRS wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:57 am
Fainn wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:18 am
The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.
I suspect you'll live
No `ee won't. Ee's dead. Dead I tell you!





p.s. no one gets out alive.
Life is an STD that is ultimately fatal.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:06 pm

AnungUnRama wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 7:06 pm
AFRS wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:57 am
Fainn wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:18 am
The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.
I suspect you'll live
No `ee won't. Ee's dead. Dead I tell you!





p.s. no one gets out alive.
Life is an STD that is ultimately fatal.

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I don't think anything I have is life threatening. Its just depressing. I know people are better off in Heaven than here, but that doesn't soften their parting.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:08 pm

Reboots.
Now they're launching a Saved by the Bell reboot.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:28 pm

You just can't walk into a store and buy plutonium
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by MDPiper » Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:35 am

Business associates who use email like chat.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:32 pm

MDPiper wrote:
Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:35 am
Business associates who use email like chat.
Give this guy a cigar.

Woof.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by MDPiper » Wed Dec 02, 2020 3:10 pm

Showing up to an online meeting with your boss, that he has asked for, and your boss not showing up on time. No messages, no calls, nothing. I suppose I am to just sit here in case he shows up. I’ve got things to do! Things I tell you!
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Fri Dec 04, 2020 1:15 pm

You can't see the cold breath of anyone in every Christmas movie ever made.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:15 am

Women under 60 never clean.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:49 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:15 am
Women under 60 never clean.
The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:49 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:15 am
Women under 60 never clean.
The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.
Maybe its just all american women.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:42 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:49 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:15 am
Women under 60 never clean.
The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.
Maybe its just all american women.
My wife is June Cleaver’s clone. Her mom once told me she’s been that way since she was a toddler.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JMG » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:54 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:42 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:49 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:15 am
Women under 60 never clean.
The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.
Maybe its just all american women.
My wife is June Cleaver’s clone. Her mom once told me she’s been that way since she was a toddler.
I have to make my wife buy something for herself once in a while bc she never spends any money on things for herself. That said, the only thing I have to rein her in on is cleaning supplies. That girl can't stand a dirty house.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:52 pm

Bunch of gloaters on here.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:19 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:52 pm
Bunch of gloaters on here.
I’m not gloating. It’s actually rather annoying how clean she keeps the place.

Great maid, but a lousy valet. I can never find anything. :lol:
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:19 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:52 pm
Bunch of gloaters on here.
I’m not gloating. It’s actually rather annoying how clean she keeps the place.

Great maid, but a lousy valet. I can never find anything. :lol:
Let’s be clear: I’m gloating.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:50 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:19 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:52 pm
Bunch of gloaters on here.
I’m not gloating. It’s actually rather annoying how clean she keeps the place.

Great maid, but a lousy valet. I can never find anything. :lol:
Let’s be clear: I’m gloating.
:D :D
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