TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

[hugodrax]

The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.

I suspect you'll live

[BeefyG]

I didn’t sleep well last night. I had a hard time falling asleep in the first place and couldn’t stay asleep. Finally conked out on the couch around 3AM... until my wife’s cat sneezed on me.

[AFRS]

The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.

I suspect you'll live

No `ee won't. Ee's dead. Dead I tell you!





p.s. no one gets out alive.

[AnungUnRama]

The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.

I suspect you'll live

No `ee won't. Ee's dead. Dead I tell you!





p.s. no one gets out alive.

Life is an STD that is ultimately fatal.

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[Fainn]

The following prayers:

The shame prayer-- I've been praying that God would fix all the things in your life I don't agree with. Yeah, I've been praying you'd stop being a butt.
God's will prayer -- only prayed when you have a chance at a better opportunity than they do. Or a terminally ill person rather than praying for full recovery.
The deadline prayer -- I know that God will answer this prayer by the end of the week.
The World Record prayer -- God, Lord, and Lord-God are said so much you that you forget what you were supposed to be praying about.
The Marathon Prayer --- goes on until the food is sufficently cold.

I suspect you'll live

No `ee won't. Ee's dead. Dead I tell you!





p.s. no one gets out alive.

Life is an STD that is ultimately fatal.

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

I don't think anything I have is life threatening. Its just depressing. I know people are better off in Heaven than here, but that doesn't soften their parting.

[Fainn]

Reboots.
Now they're launching a Saved by the Bell reboot.

[Fainn]

You just can't walk into a store and buy plutonium

[MDPiper]

Business associates who use email like chat.

[hugodrax]

Business associates who use email like chat.

Give this guy a cigar.

Woof.

[MDPiper]

Showing up to an online meeting with your boss, that he has asked for, and your boss not showing up on time. No messages, no calls, nothing. I suppose I am to just sit here in case he shows up. I’ve got things to do! Things I tell you!

[Fainn]

You can't see the cold breath of anyone in every Christmas movie ever made.

[Fainn]

Women under 60 never clean.

[hugodrax]

Women under 60 never clean.

The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.

[Fainn]

Women under 60 never clean.

The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.

Maybe its just all american women.

[JimVH]

Women under 60 never clean.

The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.

Maybe its just all american women.

My wife is June Cleaver’s clone. Her mom once told me she’s been that way since she was a toddler.

[JMG]

Women under 60 never clean.

The hell are you squawking about?

My wife is a cleaning fiend.

Maybe its just all american women.

My wife is June Cleaver’s clone. Her mom once told me she’s been that way since she was a toddler.

I have to make my wife buy something for herself once in a while bc she never spends any money on things for herself. That said, the only thing I have to rein her in on is cleaning supplies. That girl can't stand a dirty house.

[Fainn]

Bunch of gloaters on here.

[hugodrax]

Bunch of gloaters on here.

I’m not gloating. It’s actually rather annoying how clean she keeps the place.

Great maid, but a lousy valet. I can never find anything.

[JimVH]

Bunch of gloaters on here.

I’m not gloating. It’s actually rather annoying how clean she keeps the place.

Great maid, but a lousy valet. I can never find anything.

Let’s be clear: I’m gloating.

[hugodrax]

Bunch of gloaters on here.

I’m not gloating. It’s actually rather annoying how clean she keeps the place.

Great maid, but a lousy valet. I can never find anything.

Let’s be clear: I’m gloating.