TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

[Stanley76]

The phrase "chaps my ass".

[DepartedLight]

[JimVH]

If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.

[coco]

If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.

I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.

[hugodrax]

If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.

I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.

I hate you all.

[Fainn]

Industrial rolls of toilet paper at chain stores. Its like the took McDonald's wrappers and spun them into a roll.

[coco]

If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.

I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.

I hate you all.

But do we chap your ass?

[hugodrax]

If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.

I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.

I hate you all.

But do we chap your ass?

No.

[DepartedLight]

[Adam Z]

NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.

[JimVH]

NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.

Agreed. It cheapens the game. Or, at least, chaps it a bit.

[Sir Moose]

NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.

Agreed. It cheapens the game. Or, at least, chaps it a bit.

Somebody should hack their feed and replace the "crowd noise" with a laugh track.

[Adam Z]

NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.

Agreed. It cheapens the game. Or, at least, chaps it a bit.

Somebody should hack their feed and replace the "crowd noise" with a laugh track.

That would chap my ass even worse.

[BeefyG]

I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.

[JimVH]

I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.

I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.

[BeefyG]

I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.

I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.

Good grief! Did you at least get credit for the return or do they have to receive it first?

My shipment is stuck at the sorting center in Houston. It’s close enough I can practically taste it. I may have to Mission Impossible it outta there if they take too much longer

[JimVH]

I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.

I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.

Good grief! Did you at least get credit for the return or do they have to receive it first?

My shipment is stuck at the sorting center in Houston. It’s close enough I can practically taste it. I may have to Mission Impossible it outta there if they take too much longer

Yes, gratefully. It's a phone return to AT&T and they went ahead and issued the credit. I check the tracking number now and then just to get a chuckle.

Let me know if you need any help. I've got some camo face paint around here, somewhere.

[ReverendThom]

NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.

It's not the network, it's the NHL. Not sure why they decided to do that. For the Jets "home" games they also put in a track of people chanting "TRUE NORTH" during the anthem like we do hear in Winnipeg. Pretty lame. P

[BeefyG]

I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.

I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.

Good grief! Did you at least get credit for the return or do they have to receive it first?

My shipment is stuck at the sorting center in Houston. It’s close enough I can practically taste it. I may have to Mission Impossible it outta there if they take too much longer

Yes, gratefully. It's a phone return to AT&T and they went ahead and issued the credit. I check the tracking number now and then just to get a chuckle.

Let me know if you need any help. I've got some camo face paint around here, somewhere.

It finally arrived yesterday. That’s good because the grappling hook I ordered on Amazon to break in is now stuck in the mail.

I read an article yesterday that an 80 year old vet’s heart meds have been stuck in that same sorting center for 10 days and he has run out. Kinda put the whole thing in perspective.

[Fainn]

Chili season is coming up. I dread it because chili looks like puke. I have politely declined for years, but decided to be blunt this year because saying, "Well, you've just never had good chili" ain't gonna make it look less like puke.