TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:41 pm

The phrase "chaps my ass".
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:17 pm

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:11 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
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If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by coco » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:50 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:11 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:17 pm
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If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.
I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:51 am

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:50 am
JimVH wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:11 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:17 pm
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If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.
I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.
I hate you all.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:52 pm

Industrial rolls of toilet paper at chain stores. Its like the took McDonald's wrappers and spun them into a roll.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by coco » Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:59 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:51 am
coco wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:50 am
JimVH wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:11 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:17 pm
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If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.
I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.
I hate you all.
But do we chap your ass?
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by hugodrax » Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:19 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 1:59 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:51 am
coco wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:50 am
JimVH wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:11 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:17 pm
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If that chaps your hiney, yer doin it wrong.
I'll bet it tastes funny afterwords.
I hate you all.
But do we chap your ass?
No. :D
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:03 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Adam Z » Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:55 pm

NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:00 pm

Adam Z wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:55 pm
NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.
Agreed. It cheapens the game. Or, at least, chaps it a bit.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:15 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:00 pm
Adam Z wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:55 pm
NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.
Agreed. It cheapens the game. Or, at least, chaps it a bit.
Somebody should hack their feed and replace the "crowd noise" with a laugh track.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Adam Z » Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:43 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:15 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:00 pm
Adam Z wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 8:55 pm
NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.
Agreed. It cheapens the game. Or, at least, chaps it a bit.
Somebody should hack their feed and replace the "crowd noise" with a laugh track.
That would chap my ass even worse.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:15 pm

I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:28 pm

BeefyG wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:15 pm
I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.
I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:36 pm

JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:15 pm
I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.
I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.
Good grief! Did you at least get credit for the return or do they have to receive it first?

My shipment is stuck at the sorting center in Houston. It’s close enough I can practically taste it. I may have to Mission Impossible it outta there if they take too much longer

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by JimVH » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:48 am

BeefyG wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:36 pm
JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:15 pm
I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.
I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.
Good grief! Did you at least get credit for the return or do they have to receive it first?

My shipment is stuck at the sorting center in Houston. It’s close enough I can practically taste it. I may have to Mission Impossible it outta there if they take too much longer
Yes, gratefully. It's a phone return to AT&T and they went ahead and issued the credit. I check the tracking number now and then just to get a chuckle.

Let me know if you need any help. I've got some camo face paint around here, somewhere.
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by ReverendThom » Sun Aug 16, 2020 2:28 pm

Adam Z wrote:NBCSN has decided to put fake crowd noise into the audio stream in their broadcasting of the NHL playoffs. There are no fans in the seats, but it seems that in the latter part of the game I just watched (Carolina beating Boston 3-2, praise his holy name) I could distinctly hear the roar of a nonexistent crowd.
It's not the network, it's the NHL. Not sure why they decided to do that. For the Jets "home" games they also put in a track of people chanting "TRUE NORTH" during the anthem like we do hear in Winnipeg. Pretty lame. P
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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by BeefyG » Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:27 am

JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:36 pm
JimVH wrote:
BeefyG wrote:
Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:15 pm
I ordered an assortment of aromatics because I wanted to compare against what I get at my local shop and see if I could find any new favorites. I’m really excited and can’t decide which to try first.

The shipment has been stuck at the USPS sorting center since Wednesday morning.
I’ve had a product return stuck at one of their sorting facilities in Georgia since May.
Good grief! Did you at least get credit for the return or do they have to receive it first?

My shipment is stuck at the sorting center in Houston. It’s close enough I can practically taste it. I may have to Mission Impossible it outta there if they take too much longer
Yes, gratefully. It's a phone return to AT&T and they went ahead and issued the credit. I check the tracking number now and then just to get a chuckle.

Let me know if you need any help. I've got some camo face paint around here, somewhere.
It finally arrived yesterday. That’s good because the grappling hook I ordered on Amazon to break in is now stuck in the mail.

I read an article yesterday that an 80 year old vet’s heart meds have been stuck in that same sorting center for 10 days and he has run out. Kinda put the whole thing in perspective.

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Re: TTCMA: Things That Chap My Ass

Post by Fainn » Tue Aug 18, 2020 2:59 pm

Chili season is coming up. I dread it because chili looks like puke. I have politely declined for years, but decided to be blunt this year because saying, "Well, you've just never had good chili" ain't gonna make it look less like puke.
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