Where the deuce is UncleBob?

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
Post Reply
User avatar
Jocose
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
Posts: 22979
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Moonbase Alpha
Contact:

Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:28 pm

Where the deuce is UncleBob?

What's going on round here?
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

User avatar
michigander
Gentleman of the Briar and Tiny Tim Wannabe
Gentleman of the Briar and Tiny Tim Wannabe
Posts: 2443
Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: ...through the tulips

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by michigander » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:48 pm

You might try looking in Lubbock.

Just sayin' :wink:

User avatar
CodeMonkey
A.K.A. Sigmund Freud
A.K.A. Sigmund Freud
Posts: 5944
Joined: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Dark side of the moon

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:16 pm

I hear he's out in California digging up dirt on Jared to prevent him winning the 'Most Likely Not To Win An Award' again.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

User avatar
GaryInVA
Minister of Brisket
Minister of Brisket
Posts: 4344
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:00 pm
Location: Bryan/College Station, TX

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by GaryInVA » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:27 pm

I know he's made recent visits to Austin. Maybe he decided to stay and Keep Weird.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

User avatar
DepartedLight
Archfairy of Carolinia
Archfairy of Carolinia
Posts: 29378
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Tobacco Fairy HQ, North Carolina

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm

Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
DL Jake

how is your scrotum? - Roadmaster

User avatar
sweetandsour
Minister of Shotgun Breaking
Minister of Shotgun Breaking
Posts: 11169
Joined: Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Bayou Self
Contact:

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
B&B = beer & BBQ?
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

User avatar
DepartedLight
Archfairy of Carolinia
Archfairy of Carolinia
Posts: 29378
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Tobacco Fairy HQ, North Carolina

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:10 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
B&B = beer & BBQ?
Bed & Breakfast. There was no issue with Beer but, BBQ has us at an impasse.

BB&B perhaps?
DL Jake

how is your scrotum? - Roadmaster

User avatar
Fainn
Master's of fArts
Master's of fArts
Posts: 5197
Joined: Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:48 pm
Location: Unleashing a deadly fart cloud on some unsuspecting soul

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Fainn » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:22 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
:rotfl:
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

User avatar
coco
Uniquely Duggish
Uniquely Duggish
Posts: 30140
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Contact:

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by coco » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:28 am

Singing backup for Taylor Swift
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

User avatar
Del
Mr. Hot Legs
Mr. Hot Legs
Posts: 39866
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Madison, WI
Contact:

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Del » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:57 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:10 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Heard him and Del are running a B&B just outside of Madison now.
B&B = beer & BBQ?
Bed & Breakfast. There was no issue with Beer but, BBQ has us at an impasse.

BB&B perhaps?
The barbecue is great! People love it. Two Pit Barrell Cookers. I do Ozark style. Bob does Texas Style & other fancy stuff (like roasted pepper salsa).

The hardest part was getting Bob to wear the kilt.
REMEMBER THE KAVANAUGH!

"I shall not wear a crown of gold where my Master wore a crown of thorns." - Godfrey de Bouillon

User avatar
FredS
Patriarch of All Shirkdom
Patriarch of All Shirkdom
Posts: 22940
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: NOCO (Northern Colorado)

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by FredS » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:05 am

I heard his parents kicked him out of the basement and the computers at the library have a filter that won't allow access to CPS.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

User avatar
Jocose
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
Posts: 22979
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Moonbase Alpha
Contact:

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:47 am

Image


I hear he was spotted at a new hipster record store in Lubbock along with Skip.

Pictured left to right;
Skip, UncleBob
photo credit - coco
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

User avatar
Jocose
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
Posts: 22979
Joined: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Moonbase Alpha
Contact:

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Jocose » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:51 pm

Image

Breaking news.. this just in:

UncleBob's Advent calendar has been spotted. I have it on good authority that the lines marked do not represent days but actually represent hours.
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

User avatar
rgcurrey
National Radical Meadow Party Candidate
National Radical Meadow Party Candidate
Posts: 2429
Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:49 pm
Location: NW Fla., dreaming about Montana

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:40 pm

Do know, however, praying he is in a lab recreating a supply of Shortcut to Mushrooms.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

User avatar
gaining_age
Minister of Boogie Dancing
Minister of Boogie Dancing
Posts: 16820
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:00 pm
Location: sun soaked Arizona

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by gaining_age » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:01 pm

Image
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

User avatar
Roadmaster
CPS's Affirmative Action Moderator
CPS's Affirmative Action Moderator
Posts: 13810
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:00 pm
Location: Missouri The Show-me State

Re: Where the deuce is UncleBob?

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:14 pm

I miss him wherever he's at.
My work here is so secret even I don't know what I'm doing

Post Reply