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Toilet paper

Post by Hovannes » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:56 am

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Re: Toilet paper

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Re: Toilet paper

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Re: Toilet paper

Post by SlowToke » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:06 pm

We should have a TP countdown amongst CPSers.

The SlowToke household is down to 5 complete rolls and 3 partials.


We should also check in to keep track of which CPSers have turned into zombies. If you don't post for awhile, we will have to assume you've been turned. :egor:

SlowToke and family not zombies although daughter #2 has been locked in her room all week. Maybe I should peek in to make sure.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:24 pm

As far as the world is concerned, I am out of TP, tobacco, ammo, and whiskey. There’s nothing to loot.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by Del » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:12 pm

Finally.... a truly useful internet quiz.

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by durangopipe » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:19 pm

Our property has tons of Lamb's Ear ...

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Softer than Charmin.

C'mon spring!
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by durangopipe » Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:21 pm

Apparently there is a run on ham radios similar to the one on guns and ammo.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by Fainn » Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:05 pm

I only poop once a week, so we're good. Never asked my wife about her pooping frequency.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:10 pm

My employer sponsors most of my activities.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by gaining_age » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:03 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:24 pm
As far as the world is concerned, I am out of TP, tobacco, ammo, and whiskey. There’s nothing to loot.
Went down in a boating incident?
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:30 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:03 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:24 pm
As far as the world is concerned, I am out of TP, tobacco, ammo, and whiskey. There’s nothing to loot.
Went down in a boating incident?
Yeah, that works.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by durangopipe » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:45 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:30 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:03 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:24 pm
As far as the world is concerned, I am out of TP, tobacco, ammo, and whiskey. There’s nothing to loot.
Went down in a boating incident?
Yeah, that works.
I think I read about it.
It was a titanic boating accident.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Toilet paper

Post by gaining_age » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:16 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:45 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:30 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:03 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:24 pm
As far as the world is concerned, I am out of TP, tobacco, ammo, and whiskey. There’s nothing to loot.
Went down in a boating incident?
Yeah, that works.
I think I read about it.
It was a titanic boating accident.
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The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Toilet paper

Post by gaining_age » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:18 am

gaining_age wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:16 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:45 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:30 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:03 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:24 pm
As far as the world is concerned, I am out of TP, tobacco, ammo, and whiskey. There’s nothing to loot.
Went down in a boating incident?
Yeah, that works.
I think I read about it.
It was a titanic boating accident.
Image
Image
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The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Toilet paper

Post by Hovannes » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:19 pm

Try a tortilla.
There are many uses for tortillas.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by gaining_age » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:40 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:19 pm
Try a tortilla.
There are many uses for tortillas.
oh <zederated>
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by JimVH » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:48 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:40 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:19 pm
Try a tortilla.
There are many uses for tortillas.
oh <zederated>
More than once I’ve had a finger poke through a burrito.

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Re: Toilet paper

Post by Hovannes » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:43 pm

I heard Costco had toilet paper in stock this morning.
I missed it.
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Re: Toilet paper

Post by Cleon » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:48 am

After this whole coronavirus thing is mitigated, I recommend TPing known TP hoarder houses. I mean a top to bottom, whiteout conditions toiletpapering. I'll lead the way. I normally abhor these vandalism type antics, but I can sacrifice my principles to get back at those numbskulls. They deserve a good public shaming. I deserve a good wipe. Now.

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