Now is the time to panic

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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by John-Boy » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:20 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:12 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:41 pm
Local Asian market has everything. I love that place.
Including the kung flu.... :lol:
I got a huge “family size” pack of samosas. Yum and yum.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Hovannes » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:23 pm

The 107th Clovis Rodeo has been postponed to April 2021 :(
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by hugodrax » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:24 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:20 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:12 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:41 pm
Local Asian market has everything. I love that place.
Including the kung flu.... :lol:
I got a huge “family size” pack of samosas. Yum and yum.
Sounds good. I bought a ton of gyoza. My wife has always mocked me for having three freezers. Not anymore!
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Del » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:10 pm

I wouldn't know where to start foraging for food....

Do Doritos grow on a tree, or what?
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Jocose » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:32 pm

Fear not, theres still sausage.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by AnungUnRama » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:12 am

In our market, the mexican groceries seem to have some things others are flat out of, like ground beef and lentils. No limits on the lentils either. Meanwhile the dried goods aisle at walmart is a barren waste land.

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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 am

Jocose wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:32 pm
Fear not, theres still sausage.
So you are not from the south. There appears to be a shortage of Conecuh sausage down here which means this is no sausage because the others do not matter.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:29 am

Looking at this objectively, I've realized I could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by JimVH » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:42 pm

I'm fattening the neighborhood cats. They seem to think my house is theirs, anyway.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Jocose » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:44 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 am
Jocose wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:32 pm
Fear not, theres still sausage.
So you are not from the south. There appears to be a shortage of Conecuh sausage down here which means this is no sausage because the others do not matter.
Are you telling me that Jimmy Dean doesn't matter? or Johnsonville?

To be fair, I am not from the south so I wouldn't know the difference.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Jester » Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:09 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:29 am
Looking at this objectively, I've realized I could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
I told my wife that we would be the first country to come out of a six month pandemic still overweight.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:35 pm

Jester wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:09 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:29 am
Looking at this objectively, I've realized I could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
I told my wife that we would be the first country to come out of a six month pandemic still overweight.
This is truth, especially around here where they have cleared the grocery shelves of meat, bread, even flour and butter. It is ridiculous.
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But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by coco » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:01 am

Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:44 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 am
Jocose wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:32 pm
Fear not, theres still sausage.
So you are not from the south. There appears to be a shortage of Conecuh sausage down here which means this is no sausage because the others do not matter.
Are you telling me that Jimmy Dean doesn't matter? or Johnsonville?

To be fair, I am not from the south so I wouldn't know the difference.
I like Jimmy Dean and Johnsonville and sausage made by many others. I love Conecuh.
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by SlowToke » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:13 am

Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:44 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 am
Jocose wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:32 pm
Fear not, theres still sausage.
So you are not from the south. There appears to be a shortage of Conecuh sausage down here which means this is no sausage because the others do not matter.
Are you telling me that Jimmy Dean doesn't matter? or Johnsonville?

To be fair, I am not from the south so I wouldn't know the difference.
To be fair......
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Jocose » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:18 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:13 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:44 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:55 am
Jocose wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:32 pm
Fear not, theres still sausage.
So you are not from the south. There appears to be a shortage of Conecuh sausage down here which means this is no sausage because the others do not matter.
Are you telling me that Jimmy Dean doesn't matter? or Johnsonville?

To be fair, I am not from the south so I wouldn't know the difference.
To be fair......
:coffee:
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by gaining_age » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:29 pm

I don't care for sage... but I do like a lot of the sausages.

I received a Nueske's flyer in the mail. I've ordered baskets for others in the past but never for myself. They had several pages like centerfolds laid out of links after links ... they looked so good.






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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by tuttle » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:41 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:29 pm
I don't care for sage... but I do like a lot of the sausages.

I received a Nueske's flyer in the mail. I've ordered baskets for others in the past but never for myself. They had several pages like centerfolds laid out of links after links ... they looked so good.






Those jerks.
With Stanley fixated on our feet and you gazing at centerfolds of sausage we might have to open up a new room on CPS...
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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by gaining_age » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:56 pm

tuttle wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:41 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:29 pm
I don't care for sage... but I do like a lot of the sausages.

I received a Nueske's flyer in the mail. I've ordered baskets for others in the past but never for myself. They had several pages like centerfolds laid out of links after links ... they looked so good.






Those jerks.
With Stanley fixated on our feet and you gazing at centerfolds of sausage we might have to open up a new room on CPS...

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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by Jocose » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:30 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:56 pm
tuttle wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:41 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:29 pm
I don't care for sage... but I do like a lot of the sausages.

I received a Nueske's flyer in the mail. I've ordered baskets for others in the past but never for myself. They had several pages like centerfolds laid out of links after links ... they looked so good.






Those jerks.
With Stanley fixated on our feet and you gazing at centerfolds of sausage we might have to open up a new room on CPS...

Image

Image


Image

Image


Now I'm not alone...
► Show Spoiler
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"This thread makes me sad." ~ SlowToke

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

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Re: Now is the time to panic

Post by hugodrax » Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:17 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:30 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:56 pm
tuttle wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:41 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:29 pm
I don't care for sage... but I do like a lot of the sausages.

I received a Nueske's flyer in the mail. I've ordered baskets for others in the past but never for myself. They had several pages like centerfolds laid out of links after links ... they looked so good.






Those jerks.
With Stanley fixated on our feet and you gazing at centerfolds of sausage we might have to open up a new room on CPS...

Image

Image


Image

Image


Now I'm not alone...
► Show Spoiler
“I miss Russ!”

Brilliant piece, Jo. Brilliant. :lol:
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