Covid 19 Humor

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Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:11 pm

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Post by JimVH » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:08 pm

That right there’s funny.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by FredS » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:35 pm

durangopipe wrote:
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Not off-color at all, according to the nurse.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:41 pm

FredS wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:35 pm
durangopipe wrote:
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Not off-color at all, according to the nurse.
:D
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:51 pm

I needed a good chuckle.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Jocose » Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:28 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:41 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:35 pm
durangopipe wrote:
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Not off-color at all, according to the nurse.
:D
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Post by MDPiper » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:32 pm

I just read this to my wife and we can’t stop laughing!


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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AFRS » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:03 pm

African-american sack.

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Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:19 pm

Heard that one of the rules for social distancing is 'If you smell their fart, you must move farther apart'.
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Post by Del » Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:51 pm

Airport traffic has all but vanished.

And CNN's ratings have plummeted.
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Post by Jocose » Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:04 pm

Del wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:51 pm
Airport traffic has all but vanished.

And CNN's ratings have plummeted.
I see what you did there.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by FredS » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:26 am

Jocose wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:04 pm
Del wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:51 pm
Airport traffic has all but vanished.

And CNN's ratings have plummeted.
I see what you did there.
:chili:
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by tuttle » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:28 am

Everyone's been talking COVID-19 online.






It's gone viral.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Jester » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:14 pm

FIGHT LAUGH FEAST

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by gaining_age » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:19 pm

We've had to shut down the home office temporarily.

In what might have been foreseen as an architectural issue wasn't caught in time. Location awareness in deciding which room would become the home office wasn't given consideration for longer times of working from home and for more than one person in that extended period. Toxic fumes can accumulate from the nearby restroom facilities (next door over) if doors and ventilation are not preemptively adjusted.


We expect to resume home office activities in a short time-- please feel free to seek fresh air and go for a walk to clear out the lungs during this temporary closure.


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Post by Jester » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:17 am

Malaysia calls on women to 'stop nagging, use makeup' in coronavirus advice
One of the campaign posters depicted a man sitting on a sofa, and asked women to refrain from being “sarcastic” if they need help with household chores.
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Avoid nagging your husband, another poster said, attempting to inject humour by using a voice similar to the anime character Doraemon - a blue robot cat popular across Asia.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by FredS » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:02 am

How long is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get in the house.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:04 am

FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:02 am
How long is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get in the house.
Really? Mine's been in the garden all morning.


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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by rgcurrey » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:04 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:02 am
How long is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to get in the house.
Really? Mine's been in the garden all morning.


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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:49 am

Jonathan Pie does quarantine....

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