Covid 19 Humor

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Sir Moose » Sun May 24, 2020 7:53 pm

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm

G.K. Chesterton — 'It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.'

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by joegoat » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:10 am

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by joegoat » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:12 am

I hear Fainn has been testing mask material. When he finds one that can contain a Fainn fart we'll have a true filtering face mask.

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:11 am

Del wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm
:rotfl:
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Hovannes » Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:43 am

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DEUS VULT!

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AnungUnRama » Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:05 am

I recently told a cold calling vendor at work that due to social distancing I wasn't taking any cold calls. He didn't get the hint. He proceeded to send me an email. I was forced to black list the domain at that point...
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 pm

State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:53 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 pm
State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:

... you need a deep fryer, and no I’m not talkin’ about a contem plative man in a religious order.
This guy cracks me up.

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Hovannes » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:52 pm

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DEUS VULT!

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by wosbald » Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:11 am

+JMJ+



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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by wosbald » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:48 am

+JMJ+

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 08, 2020 9:05 am

wosbald wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:11 am
+JMJ+


This is excellent.

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by FredS » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:11 pm

It's crudely crafted, but still - - -

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AnungUnRama » Wed Dec 23, 2020 7:53 am

Hovannes wrote:Image

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These are all amazing.

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Jester » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:35 pm

FIGHT LAUGH FEAST

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:12 am

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Jester » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:21 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:12 am
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
FIGHT LAUGH FEAST

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AFRS » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:49 pm

Jester wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:21 am
JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:12 am
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
+10

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Dec 30, 2020 5:03 pm

AFRS wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:49 pm
Jester wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:21 am
JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:12 am
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
+10
That could cause the virus to commit suicide.
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