Covid 19 Humor
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durangopipe
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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hugodrax
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
You guys are realsee you next Tuesday's.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
—Marcus Aurelius
non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
—Marcus Aurelius
non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
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Del
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Don't blame me! I just posted the Pie video. I never thought that Pie was anything like you are Al Bundy or anyone.
"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
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Del
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More on Pie's Lockdown:
"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
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Bloodhound
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So with more of us doing Video conferencing...don't be this guy
Scott ( aka - Thor )
Do Justice...Love Mercy...Walk Humbly With Your GOD
Do Justice...Love Mercy...Walk Humbly With Your GOD
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AFRS
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Oh thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, I needed that laugh. Everyone who telecommutes has joked about this but to actually see it? MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAABloodhound wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:00 pmSo with more of us doing Video conferencing...don't be this guy
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hugodrax
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Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
—Marcus Aurelius
non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
—Marcus Aurelius
non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
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Bloodhound
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durangopipe
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Actual news brief ...
“BBC News” wrote:In China, the city of Shenzhen has banned the eating of cats and dogs following the outbreak
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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AFRS
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But bats & pangolin are ok. China is asshoe!durangopipe wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:21 pmActual news brief ...
“BBC News” wrote:In China, the city of Shenzhen has banned the eating of cats and dogs following the outbreak
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Del
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A friend from church sent this email.
A short shuffle of wisdom and humor.
A short shuffle of wisdom and humor.
2020 Chance To Reorganize Priorities and Apply Some Wisdom
Maybe now society will realize we can make it without celebrities and professional sports... but we can't make it without farmers and ranchers!
Home schooling going well – two students suspended for fighting, one teacher fired for drinking on the job!
I say we close down the media for 30 days and watch 80% of the world's problems go away
Still haven' decided where to go for Easter -- the Family Room or the Living Room.
Remember when we thought we were going to have a bad week because of the time change, full moon, and Friday the 13th. We didn't have a clue!
Definition of irony: gas under one dollar a gallon and no place to go...
Happy Easter
"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
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gaining_age
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
A shout out to Brenda-- innocent mistake made me laugh to tears.
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
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Jester
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wosbald
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+JMJ+
► Show Spoiler
"[T]he emergency of irregular migration has to be met with justice, solidarity and mercy. Forms of collective expulsion, which do not allow for the suitable treatment of individual cases, are unacceptable."
— Pope Francis, Morocco
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gaining_age
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
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Bloodhound
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CodeMonkey
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
One nice thing about working from home is that I don't have to hold back, I can just let 'em rip.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.
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"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson
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FredS
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
My schoolmate Chuck Mead sings one for all of us.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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durangopipe
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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yetanotherbob
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
It's like being 16 again.
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded.
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded.
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