Covid 19 Humor

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:38 pm

Del wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:49 am
Jonathan Pie does quarantine....

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:40 pm

Del wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:49 am
Jonathan Pie does quarantine....

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:49 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:40 pm
Del wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:49 am
Jonathan Pie does quarantine....

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You guys are realsee you next Tuesday's.

Don't blame me! I just posted the Pie video. I never thought that Pie was anything like you are Al Bundy or anyone.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:51 pm

More on Pie's Lockdown:

"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.

The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:00 pm

So with more of us doing Video conferencing...don't be this guy

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AFRS » Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:35 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:00 pm
So with more of us doing Video conferencing...don't be this guy

Oh thank-you, thank-you, thank-you, I needed that laugh. Everyone who telecommutes has joked about this but to actually see it? MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAA

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:16 pm

Del wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:49 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:40 pm
Del wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:49 am
Jonathan Pie does quarantine....

 ! Message from: Jester
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You guys are realsee you next Tuesday's.

Don't blame me! I just posted the Pie video. I never thought that Pie was anything like you are Al Bundy or anyone.
:lol:
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:37 am

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:21 pm

Actual news brief ...
“BBC News” wrote:In China, the city of Shenzhen has banned the eating of cats and dogs following the outbreak
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AFRS » Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:31 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:21 pm
Actual news brief ...
“BBC News” wrote:In China, the city of Shenzhen has banned the eating of cats and dogs following the outbreak
But bats & pangolin are ok. China is asshoe!

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:36 am

A friend from church sent this email.

A short shuffle of wisdom and humor.
2020 Chance To Reorganize Priorities and Apply Some Wisdom

Maybe now society will realize we can make it without celebrities and professional sports... but we can't make it without farmers and ranchers!

Home schooling going well – two students suspended for fighting, one teacher fired for drinking on the job!

I say we close down the media for 30 days and watch 80% of the world's problems go away

Still haven' decided where to go for Easter -- the Family Room or the Living Room.

Remember when we thought we were going to have a bad week because of the time change, full moon, and Friday the 13th. We didn't have a clue!

Definition of irony: gas under one dollar a gallon and no place to go...

Happy Easter
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by gaining_age » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:32 pm

A shout out to Brenda-- innocent mistake made me laugh to tears.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Jester » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:49 am

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by wosbald » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:41 am

+JMJ+



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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by gaining_age » Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:53 am

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The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:47 pm

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:14 pm

One nice thing about working from home is that I don't have to hold back, I can just let 'em rip.
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by FredS » Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:45 pm

My schoolmate Chuck Mead sings one for all of us.

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:36 pm

. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by yetanotherbob » Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:14 pm

It's like being 16 again.
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