The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
Sir Moose
CPS Curry Chef
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by Sir Moose » Sun May 24, 2020 7:53 pm
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
Del
Sneaky Snusser
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by Del » Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm
VIDEO
G.K. Chesterton — 'It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.'
joegoat
Minstrel of Midnight Serenades
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by joegoat » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:10 am
Sir Moose wrote:
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I could do it. My prostate is still a donut. It hasn't yet turned to a bagel.
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joegoat
Minstrel of Midnight Serenades
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by joegoat » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:12 am
I hear Fainn has been testing mask material. When he finds one that can contain a Fainn fart we'll have a true filtering face mask.
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durangopipe
The Goat Fairy
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by durangopipe » Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:11 am
Del wrote: ↑ Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm
VIDEO
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity. . J.R.R. Tolkien
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Hovannes
Minister of Unanswered Threads
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by Hovannes » Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:43 am
DEUS VULT!
AnungUnRama
Vinyl Deejay
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by AnungUnRama » Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:05 am
I recently told a cold calling vendor at work that due to social distancing I wasn't taking any cold calls. He didn't get the hint. He proceeded to send me an email. I was forced to black list the domain at that point...
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Del
Sneaky Snusser
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by Del » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 pm
State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:
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G.K. Chesterton — 'It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.'
durangopipe
The Goat Fairy
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by durangopipe » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:53 pm
Del wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 pm
State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:
VIDEO
... you need a deep fryer, and no I’m not talkin’ about a contem plative man in a religious order.
This guy cracks me up.
(Nice setter next door!)
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity. . J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
Hovannes
Minister of Unanswered Threads
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by Hovannes » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:52 pm
DEUS VULT!
wosbald
Lonergan Fan Club President
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by wosbald » Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:11 am
"[T]he emergency of irregular migration has to be met with justice, solidarity and mercy. Forms of collective expulsion, which do not allow for the suitable treatment of individual cases, are unacceptable."
— Pope Francis,
Morocco
wosbald
Lonergan Fan Club President
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by wosbald » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:48 am
+JMJ+
"[T]he emergency of irregular migration has to be met with justice, solidarity and mercy. Forms of collective expulsion, which do not allow for the suitable treatment of individual cases, are unacceptable."
— Pope Francis,
Morocco
hugodrax
Happy with JimVH
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by hugodrax » Tue Dec 08, 2020 9:05 am
wosbald wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:11 am
+JMJ+
This is excellent.
Out of the sin bin for you!!
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FredS
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by FredS » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:11 pm
It's crudely crafted, but still - - -
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AnungUnRama
Vinyl Deejay
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by AnungUnRama » Wed Dec 23, 2020 7:53 am
These are all amazing.
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Jester
Brother of Tuttle
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by Jester » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:35 pm
VIDEO
FIGHT LAUGH FEAST
JimVH
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by JimVH » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:12 am
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Jester
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by Jester » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:21 am
FIGHT LAUGH FEAST
AFRS
Darth Floof-Floof
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by AFRS » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:49 pm
CodeMonkey
A.K.A. Sigmund Freud
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by CodeMonkey » Wed Dec 30, 2020 5:03 pm
AFRS wrote: ↑ Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:49 pm
+10
That could cause the virus to commit suicide.
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