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Covid 19 Humor
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Sir Moose
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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Del
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"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
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joegoat
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I could do it. My prostate is still a donut. It hasn't yet turned to a bagel.Sir Moose wrote:
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Quando omni flunkus, moritati (When all else fails, play dead) - The Possum Lodge Oath
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joegoat
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I hear Fainn has been testing mask material. When he finds one that can contain a Fainn fart we'll have a true filtering face mask.
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Quando omni flunkus, moritati (When all else fails, play dead) - The Possum Lodge Oath
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durangopipe
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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Hovannes
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AnungUnRama
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
I recently told a cold calling vendor at work that due to social distancing I wasn't taking any cold calls. He didn't get the hint. He proceeded to send me an email. I was forced to black list the domain at that point...
Remember, if women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
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Del
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State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:
"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke
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durangopipe
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
This guy cracks me up.... you need a deep fryer, and no I’m not talkin’ about a contem plative man in a religious order.
(Nice setter next door!)
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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Hovannes
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wosbald
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Re: Covid 19 Humor
+JMJ+
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