Covid 19 Humor

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Sir Moose » Sun May 24, 2020 7:53 pm

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm

"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.

The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by joegoat » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:10 am

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by joegoat » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:12 am

I hear Fainn has been testing mask material. When he finds one that can contain a Fainn fart we'll have a true filtering face mask.

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:11 am

Del wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm
:rotfl:
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Hovannes » Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:43 am

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DEUS VULT!

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by AnungUnRama » Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:05 am

I recently told a cold calling vendor at work that due to social distancing I wasn't taking any cold calls. He didn't get the hint. He proceeded to send me an email. I was forced to black list the domain at that point...
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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Del » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 pm

State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:

"Anyone who knows anything of experts will know one thing for certain; that they will always be disturbing our way of living; and therefore we shall always be disputing their right of governing." - GKC. Feb 11, 1933.

The future is certain; it’s the past that keeps changing. ~ Old Soviet joke

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:53 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:30 pm
State Fair is cancelled, so Charlie Berens shows us how to deep fry stuff at home:

... you need a deep fryer, and no I’m not talkin’ about a contem plative man in a religious order.
This guy cracks me up.

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. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by Hovannes » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:52 pm

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Re: Covid 19 Humor

Post by wosbald » Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:11 am

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