Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by ReverendThom » Sat Jul 25, 2020 7:46 am

My nephew's meltdown yesterday was because my brother wouldn't eat a crayon
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Craft » Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:53 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
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My nephew's meltdown yesterday was because my brother wouldn't eat a crayon Image
He must not know what he's missing...
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Fainn » Sun Jul 26, 2020 9:34 pm

He fell in love with the bed and was all set to sleep in it. Until it was time to go to bed.
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Craft » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:43 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sun Jul 26, 2020 9:34 pm
He fell in love with the bed and was all set to sleep in it. Until it was time to go to bed.
Where would he prefer to sleep?
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Thoth » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:34 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 6:35 pm
Goose55 wrote:I'm guessing the lad must be about 2 years old now? They don't call then the terrible twos for nothing.
Goose, let me tell you about threenagers ...

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Yep at 3 with my my daughter had a disturbing glimpse of my future with a teen girl. All the drama and attitude in a pint sized packaged.

4 isn't starting off any better.
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Thoth » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:41 pm

- I gave them exactly what they asked for.

- Stopped them from suffocating themselves with a plastic bag

- Said the words "great" "fine" and "good"

- Told my daughter I loved her in only 3 different ways

- wouldn't let them play with knives

- A fly landed on her (to be fair she has severe reactions to mosquito bites so has become afraid of any flying insect)

- The boy runs into the stream of the hose as I am watering the garden and is then upset he is wet.
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Fainn » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:04 pm

Craft wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:43 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Jul 26, 2020 9:34 pm
He fell in love with the bed and was all set to sleep in it. Until it was time to go to bed.
Where would he prefer to sleep?
Crib. I think the bed has upset his routine.
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Fainn » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:42 pm

He couldn't hold a guitar pick because he was wearing socks on his hands.
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Fainn » Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:48 pm

I wouldn't let him have a second box of diarhea-inducing apple juice. He screamed and screamed until I said, "That will give you diarhea and nobody likes a diarhea kid."
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Fainn » Mon Nov 02, 2020 10:45 pm

I wanted to have a minute doing anything for myself.
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Re: Reasons My Toddler Had a Meltdown

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:15 pm

He saw a $10 plastic Mickey Mouse guitar at the store.
When he has a $200 ukelele a customer never picked up at the store.
Me: Kids in Africa, etc.
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