Turds of the Sonoran Desert

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Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by durangopipe » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:39 pm

Lizard

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Coyote

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Polioptila melanura (Black-tailed Gnatcatcher)

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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:06 pm

That must be a pretty big lizard.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by durangopipe » Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:13 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:06 pm
That must be a pretty big lizard.
I got it off the internet; it has to be true.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:22 pm

:lol: :rotfl:

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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:19 am

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:13 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:06 pm
That must be a pretty big lizard.
I got it off the internet; it has to be true.
Indeed. But it's still so amazing how it looks exactly like a shiny new penny.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:31 am

Nice.

But Goose would need a promotion to turd. He's just a sinner like the rest of us.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:42 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:19 am
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:13 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:06 pm
That must be a pretty big lizard.
I got it off the internet; it has to be true.
Indeed. But it's still so amazing how it looks exactly like a shiny new penny.
:D
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by Del » Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:48 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:31 am
Nice.

But Goose would need a promotion to turd. He's just a sinner like the rest of us.

The problem with goose poops is that there's never just one goose.

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Not like the dainty little poops of desert animals.

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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by gaining_age » Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:39 am

Got gila?
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Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:57 pm

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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by Fainn » Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:22 pm

Bird pee is white. The red dots found in some is the actual poop.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by Del » Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:33 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:22 pm
Bird pee is white. The red dots found in some is the actual poop.

I didn't know that....
Why is most of the bird poop we see white? The answer lies in the fact that birds, unlike mammals, don’t produce urine. Instead they excrete nitrogenous wastes in the form of uric acid, which emerges as a white paste. And uric acid doesn’t dissolve in water easily. Hence its ability to stick to your windshield like blobs of white plaster.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:22 pm

Male turkey poop tends to be elongated or J-shaped, while the female's is like a spiral blob, more or less similar to a snail's shell. ... Many anatomical differences are common to all birds, but the males of some species, including turkeys, have a rudimentary internal sex organ.Feb 25, 2015

Source:. Birdwatchingdaily.com

This is important information to turkey hunters. Of course, I'm not sure how many turkeys can be found in the desert.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:24 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:22 pm
Male turkey poop tends to be elongated or J-shaped, while the female's is like a spiral blob, more or less similar to a snail's shell. ... Many anatomical differences are common to all birds, but the males of some species, including turkeys, have a rudimentary internal sex organ.Feb 25, 2015

Source:. Birdwatchingdaily.com

This is important information to turkey hunters. Of course, I'm not sure how many turkeys can be found in the desert.
At least one. Probably more.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by Del » Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:24 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:22 pm
Male turkey poop tends to be elongated or J-shaped, while the female's is like a spiral blob, more or less similar to a snail's shell. ... Many anatomical differences are common to all birds, but the males of some species, including turkeys, have a rudimentary internal sex organ.Feb 25, 2015

Source:. Birdwatchingdaily.com

This is important information to turkey hunters. Of course, I'm not sure how many turkeys can be found in the desert.
Sometimes I have difficulty pooping.

Could that be due to my rudimentary sex organ?
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by sweetandsour » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:44 am

Del wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:24 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Jun 27, 2020 8:22 pm
Male turkey poop tends to be elongated or J-shaped, while the female's is like a spiral blob, more or less similar to a snail's shell. ... Many anatomical differences are common to all birds, but the males of some species, including turkeys, have a rudimentary internal sex organ.Feb 25, 2015

Source:. Birdwatchingdaily.com

This is important information to turkey hunters. Of course, I'm not sure how many turkeys can be found in the desert.
Sometimes I have difficulty pooping.

Could that be due to my rudimentary sex organ?
Funny, how that got slipped in there.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by durangopipe » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:07 am

Rudimentary organ:

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Elaborate organ:

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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by Del » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:38 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:07 am
Rudimentary organ:

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Elaborate organ:

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From poop organs to pipe organs.
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by durangopipe » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:55 am

Del wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:38 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:07 am
Rudimentary organ:

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Elaborate organ:

Image
From poop organs to pipe organs.
When you think about it, poop is the product of a pipe organ, isn’t it?
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Re: Turds of the Sonoran Desert

Post by Del » Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:11 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:55 am
Del wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:38 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:07 am
Rudimentary organ:

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Elaborate organ:

Image
From poop organs to pipe organs.
When you think about it, poop is the product of a pipe organ, isn’t it?
I'll try not to think about that while I smoke.
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