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Serious Question

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:49 pm

When somebody is telling me a sad story and crying, how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Del » Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:56 pm

I always try to sneak in a bite as she's blowing her nose.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:51 pm

Look, I told you to go ahead and eat. Why do you keep bringing this up?
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:15 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:51 pm
Look, I told you to go ahead and eat. Why do you keep bringing this up?
Because I stolt it. With stolt things I use them everywhere.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Fainn » Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:20 pm

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Re: Serious Question

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:25 pm

Now I want a corn dog
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Re: Serious Question

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:18 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:15 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:51 pm
Look, I told you to go ahead and eat. Why do you keep bringing this up?
Because I stolt it. With stolt things I use them everywhere.
Chuckle. I was implying that I was the one crying and didn’t want you to miss your corn dog.

Now I want to cry again. Do you have time for a call?
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Re: Serious Question

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Nov 17, 2020 10:43 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:49 pm
When somebody is telling me a sad story and crying, how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
Just long enough to dip the dog in a dollop of mustard, and maybe take a sip of beer.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Fainn » Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:10 am

ReverendThom wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:25 pm
Now I want a corn dog
My sister worked at Corn Dog 7. They tasted better than the school cafeteria ones.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Goose55 » Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:26 am

Stanley76 wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:49 pm
When somebody is telling me a sad story and crying, how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
Ask them if they, too, would like a corn dog
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Re: Serious Question

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:12 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:26 am
Stanley76 wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:49 pm
When somebody is telling me a sad story and crying, how long should I wait before I take a bite of my corn dog?
Ask them if they, too, would like a corn dog
This is the only truly Christian action. Devote yourself to the teachings of the apostles, the breaking of corndogs....
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:35 pm

I had 2 corndogs Monday...they were Walmart corndogs, so not great...but as they say, "...even when corndogs are bad...they are still pretty darned good!" We need a dancing corndog smilie
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Re: Serious Question

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm

I have never eaten a corn dog.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Cobster » Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:22 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm
I have never eaten a corn dog.
Me too! Nobody sells them in my neck of the woods. You can buy a white (pork) hot or red hot with hot sause and onins.

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Re: Serious Question

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:27 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm
I have never eaten a corn dog.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:43 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:51 pm
Look, I told you to go ahead and eat. Why do you keep bringing this up?
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:35 pm

Cobster wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm
I have never eaten a corn dog.
Me too! Nobody sells them in my neck of the woods. You can buy a white (pork) hot or red hot with hot sause and onins.
The box of corn dogs from Costco is pretty good--just don't microwave them.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Stanley76 » Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:47 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm
I have never eaten a corn dog.
My respect for you grows daily.
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Re: Serious Question

Post by Cobster » Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:11 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:35 pm
Cobster wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm
I have never eaten a corn dog.
Me too! Nobody sells them in my neck of the woods. You can buy a white (pork) hot or red hot with hot sause and onins.
The box of corn dogs from Costco is pretty good--just don't microwave them.
I was thrown out of a costco once.

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Re: Serious Question

Post by GaryInVA » Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:26 am

Cobster wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:11 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:35 pm
Cobster wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:15 pm
I have never eaten a corn dog.
Me too! Nobody sells them in my neck of the woods. You can buy a white (pork) hot or red hot with hot sause and onins.
The box of corn dogs from Costco is pretty good--just don't microwave them.
I was thrown out of a costco once.
I once threw out a costco corn dog.
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