How do you say AFRS?

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How do you say AFRS?

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:36 pm

No. No poll. Shut up.

No. No shipping. Shut up, eh.

I read it as

a'-furs
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:45 pm

Ah-far(t)s.
The “T” is silent.

But deadly.
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by gaining_age » Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:45 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 9:36 pm
No. No poll. Shut up.

No. No shipping. Shut up, eh.

I read it as

a'-furs
Same.
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by Del » Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:06 pm

"AF-fers"
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by ReverendThom » Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:28 pm

durangopipe wrote:Ah-far(t)s.
The “T” is silent.

But deadly.
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:17 pm

Long "A" north of the Mason-Dixon Line. Short "A" everywhere else.
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by hugodrax » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:20 pm

Affers.

He's British. It just fits. :D
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by JimVH » Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:13 pm

Sue.

That’s how I say it.
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by Stanley76 » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:54 pm

Ayeffaress.
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by gaining_age » Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:09 pm

Like.. Nefarious... without the Ne and io
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by AFRS » Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:56 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:28 pm
durangopipe wrote:Ah-far(t)s.
The “T” is silent.

But deadly.
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I resemble this ... uh, .... remark.

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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by AFRS » Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:57 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 2:13 pm
Sue.

That’s how I say it.
Jim. We have talked about why you have no friends.....

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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by coco » Sat Nov 21, 2020 9:16 pm

Arfs
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:53 am

That crazy Canadian.

The above comment is a joke and nothing but a joke so help me God.

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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by AFRS » Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:47 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:53 am
That crazy Canadian.

The above comment is a joke and nothing but a joke so help me God.
:lol: Guilty.


You know Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, right? Pretty crazy dude.

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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by Stanley76 » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:29 pm

AFRS wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:47 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:53 am
That crazy Canadian.

The above comment is a joke and nothing but a joke so help me God.
:lol: Guilty.


You know Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, right? Pretty crazy dude.
Do y'all really drink beer and say "eh" all the time or is that just a myth?
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by AFRS » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:35 am

Stanley76 wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:29 pm
AFRS wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:47 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:53 am
That crazy Canadian.

The above comment is a joke and nothing but a joke so help me God.
:lol: Guilty.


You know Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, right? Pretty crazy dude.
Do y'all really drink beer and say "eh" all the time or is that just a myth?
Stereotypes exist for a reason, eh?

Sorry `bout that.

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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by tuttle » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:47 am

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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by John-Boy » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:51 pm

ass-firs
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Re: How do you say AFRS?

Post by AFRS » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:47 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:51 pm
ass-firs
A-hem!

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