Christmas Humor

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Christmas Humor

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:56 am

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Hovannes » Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:15 pm

This seems appropriate
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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:42 am

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Hovannes » Sun Dec 20, 2020 7:54 am

DEUS VULT!

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by durangopipe » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:53 am

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:38 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Del » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:40 pm

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:50 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Hovannes » Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:46 pm

DEUS VULT!

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by FredS » Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:10 pm

That was entertaining. I'll admit though that I had my cursor hovering over the mute button after

Santa's got a little friend
His name is Domenick,
The cutest little donkey
You never see hi- ----
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:52 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:46 pm
Domenick's stuffed carcass can be found in a variety store about 2 miles away in the Bloomfield section of Pittsburgh.

I hate that friggin' song. :lol:
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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:28 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Yohanan » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:35 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:15 pm
This seems appropriate
I will 2nd that.
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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Yohanan » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:47 pm

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Yohanan » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:49 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:52 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:46 pm
Domenick's stuffed carcass can be found in a variety store about 2 miles away in the Bloomfield section of Pittsburgh.

I hate that friggin' song. :lol:
Why? He ratted out Mussolini, Domenick is a National Treasure for crying outloud, and He's related to Sylvester Stallone.
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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:18 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: Christmas Humor

Post by Gabriel » Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:19 pm

Dominick the Donkey! :lol: My kids used to love this song.
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