Not Happy With JimVH

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Not Happy With JimVH

Post by coco » Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:43 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Sat Dec 19, 2020 11:32 pm
ChildOfGod wrote:
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Roadmaster wrote:
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CPS Not Happy With JimVH
"Not Happy With JimVH" would be an excellent thread! ;)
I thought about it but Ifigured it would go all Hovannes.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by coco » Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:44 am

Whenever Jim is around, all the cute girls flock to him.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:26 am

If you can't be happy with JimVH, you probably cannot be happy.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by JMG » Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:24 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:26 am
If you can't be happy with JimVH, you probably cannot be happy.
Hear, hear.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Cleon » Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:36 pm

JMG wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:26 am
If you can't be happy with JimVH, you probably cannot be happy.
Hear, hear.
I'm not not happy with JimVH.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Del » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:33 pm

Jim won't share his award-winning chili recipe with me.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:35 pm

Who is JimVH?
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Jocose » Sun Dec 20, 2020 1:59 pm

I was so unhappy with JimVH I stole his Yeti.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Fainn » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:16 pm

Isn't he dutch?
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by ChildOfGod » Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:16 pm

No one in their right mind would be happy with a fun guy who has a good sense of humor. No one!
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Del » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:19 pm

One word: Bow tie.


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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by JMG » Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:45 pm

Cleon wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:36 pm
JMG wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 12:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:26 am
If you can't be happy with JimVH, you probably cannot be happy.
Hear, hear.
I'm not not happy with JimVH.
Well...there’s a conclusion to draw here.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:06 pm

Who's jimvh?
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by GaryInVA » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:48 pm

He eats better BBQ than I do.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by coco » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:54 pm

The following quotations are from A Path of Daggers by Robert Jordan:

"Tenobia's requirements for a husband were on a level with everything else about her. He must be able to face and slay a dozen Myrddraal at once. While playing the harp and composing poetry. He must be able to confound scholars while riding a horse down a sheer cliff. Or perhaps up it."

Tenobia would have been happy with JimVH, had he not gone and chosen Rita instead.

"Tenobia would die a maiden."
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Roadmaster » Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:10 am

I heard Jim was circumcised with pinking shears

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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by JimVH » Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:27 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:10 am
I heard Jim was circumcised with pinking shears
The medical term is Frilly Dilly.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Roadmaster » Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:14 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:27 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:10 am
I heard Jim was circumcised with pinking shears
The medical term is Frilly Dilly.
I just woke up mrs. Roadmaster because I was laughing so hard. It's 4:00 in the morning.

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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by FredS » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:20 am

The band was never the same after he left.
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Re: Not Happy With JimVH

Post by Cleon » Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:40 am

FredS wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:20 am
The band was never the same after he left.
The band was never the same after he lost his hair.
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