What glue would Mary recommend?

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What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:39 am

coco wrote:
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I find it Interesting that Gabe has recommended Titebond III, and others have recommended Titebond II. I prefer the Original Titebond for anything that won't get wet, mostly because it cleans up so easily and is nonetheless very strong. We should fight over this.
Dude. It's Christmastime. We should fight over Mary.
Let's compromise. What glue would Mary recommend? A carpenter's wife would know.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:46 am

All of Mary’s craft projects were held together by miracles.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by coco » Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:54 am

Given that she was immaculate, any recommendation would be the right one.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:03 am

coco wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:54 am
Given that she was immaculate, any recommendation would be the right one.
No cleanup required. :D

Of course, it would be the glue of the Holy Spirit, which binds us all in Christ.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:10 am

TNLawPiper wrote:
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All of Mary’s craft projects were held together by miracles.
Miracle Whip, to be exact.

Wait, wrong argument thread.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

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JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:10 am
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All of Mary’s craft projects were held together by miracles.
Miracle Whip, to be exact.

Wait, wrong argument thread.
:lol:
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by coco » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:26 am

The answer hath been revealed unto me in my morning toast!!!
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Wait....

Is that Titebond I, II, or III?
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 22, 2020 11:46 am

Worst.

Fight.

Thread.

Ever.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by coco » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:02 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
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Worst.

Fight.

Thread.

Ever.
Yer mom.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by FredS » Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:52 pm

What Would Jesus Glue?
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:50 pm

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What Would Jesus Glue?
You back together, buddy.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:37 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:26 am
The answer hath been revealed unto me in my morning toast!!!
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Wait....

Is that Titebond I, II, or III?
It's obvious to me, I mean...
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by FredS » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:41 pm

hugodrax wrote:
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What Would Jesus Glue?
You back together, buddy.
Every hour of every day.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:54 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:41 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:50 pm
FredS wrote:
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What Would Jesus Glue?
You back together, buddy.
Every hour of every day.
Right arm, Fred. Only time He doesn't is when I don't let Him.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:58 pm

I love that song, Mary, did you glue?.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by AFRS » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:32 pm

JimVH wrote:
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I love that song, Mary, did you glue?.
Ohhhhhh. I thought that one was 'Mary did you glow?'

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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:26 pm

FredS wrote:
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What Would Jesus Glue?
I thought this was notably funny.
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Re: What glue would Mary recommend?

Post by durangopipe » Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:11 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:26 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:52 pm
What Would Jesus Glue?
I thought this was notably funny.
Me too.
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