FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!coco wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:26 amLet's compromise. What glue would Mary recommend? A carpenter's wife would know.FredS wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:16 amDude. It's Christmastime. We should fight over Mary.coco wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:12 amI find it Interesting that Gabe has recommended Titebond III, and others have recommended Titebond II. I prefer the Original Titebond for anything that won't get wet, mostly because it cleans up so easily and is nonetheless very strong. We should fight over this.
What glue would Mary recommend?
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All of Mary’s craft projects were held together by miracles.
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Given that she was immaculate, any recommendation would be the right one.
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No cleanup required.

Of course, it would be the glue of the Holy Spirit, which binds us all in Christ.
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Miracle Whip, to be exact.TNLawPiper wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:46 amAll of Mary’s craft projects were held together by miracles.
Wait, wrong argument thread.
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JimVH wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:10 amMiracle Whip, to be exact.TNLawPiper wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:46 amAll of Mary’s craft projects were held together by miracles.
Wait, wrong argument thread.

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The answer hath been revealed unto me in my morning toast!!!

Wait....
Is that Titebond I, II, or III?

Wait....
Is that Titebond I, II, or III?
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Yer mom.
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What Would Jesus Glue?
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It's obvious to me, I mean...
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Every hour of every day.
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Right arm, Fred. Only time He doesn't is when I don't let Him.
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I love that song, Mary, did you glue?.
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Me too.
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