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What happens

Post by Hovannes » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:40 pm

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Re: What happens

Post by Hovannes » Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:21 am

Cut n' pasted from elsewhere on the web---

Here’s 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most horrible years of our lifetime.

1.The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2.I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

3.2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4.The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5.This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6.Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7.Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8.This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9.I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10.I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11.I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12.Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
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Re: What happens

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Re: What happens

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Re: What happens

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Re: What happens

Post by Fainn » Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:42 am

I farted to cover a cough.
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Re: What happens

Post by AFRS » Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:55 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:42 am
I farted to cover a cough.
Yer a one trick pony, man. C'mon!




Butt I did laugh.

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Re: What happens

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:22 pm

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: What happens

Post by Hovannes » Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:57 pm

AFRS wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:55 pm


Yer a one trick horse pony, man. C'mon!
Fixed it for you.
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Re: What happens

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Re: What happens

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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: What happens

Post by CodeMonkey » Mon Dec 28, 2020 4:30 pm

2020 on January 1.
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2020 on December 31.
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“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: What happens

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