JimVH is Not Happy With You

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JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:52 pm

Can you blame him?
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by Stanley76 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:07 pm

I vote we promote Jim to Co-Manager of CPS.

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:47 pm

I just peed myself a little.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:06 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:07 pm
I vote we promote Jim to Co-Manager of CPS.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by coco » Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:07 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:47 pm
I just peed myself a little.
It's certainly scarier than finding out that Dwayne Johnson isn't happy with you.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by coco » Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:08 pm

At least I'm not Jocose. He stole Jim's Yeti.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:55 pm

Absolutely useless facts about JimVH nobody cares about might make a thread.

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:11 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:55 pm
Absolutely useless facts about JimVH nobody cares about might make a thread.
Doesn't he hate goats?--no...wait.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:08 pm
At least I'm not Jocose. He stole Jim's Yeti.
This. He will rue the day.

And we’re talking major ruage.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:29 pm

I propose that Jan 1 should be from this point forward and for all time be known as JimVH day. Or HappyHammer day your milage may vary.

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:31 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:08 pm
At least I'm not Jocose. He stole Jim's Yeti.
This. He will rue the day.

And we’re talking major ruage.
I think you should make him Roog the day.

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by gaining_age » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:32 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:08 pm
At least I'm not Jocose. He stole Jim's Yeti.
This. He will rue the day.

And we’re talking major ruage.
  • Melt butter. Add flour and cook to desired color.
  • Add cold liquid a little at a time while whisking until smooth after each addition.
  • Add remaining liquid and seasonings, simmer a couple of minutes.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by AFRS » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:41 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:32 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:08 pm
At least I'm not Jocose. He stole Jim's Yeti.
This. He will rue the day.

And we’re talking major ruage.
  • Melt butter. Add flour and cook to desired color.
  • Add cold liquid a little at a time while whisking until smooth after each addition.
  • Add remaining liquid and seasonings, simmer a couple of minutes.
NOT that kind of rue. More like the Morlyesque reckoning... except worse: JimVHruening

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:08 pm

AFRS wrote:
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:32 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:21 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:08 pm
At least I'm not Jocose. He stole Jim's Yeti.
This. He will rue the day.

And we’re talking major ruage.
  • Melt butter. Add flour and cook to desired color.
  • Add cold liquid a little at a time while whisking until smooth after each addition.
  • Add remaining liquid and seasonings, simmer a couple of minutes.
NOT that kind of rue. More like the Morlyesque reckoning... except worse: JimVHruening
We shall see.


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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by Del » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:35 am

This could explain why he won't share his chili recipe with me.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by Goose55 » Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:32 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:47 pm
I just peed myself a little.
That's why they call them the "golden years," DL.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:43 pm

... because you don’t love cows as much as he does.


Cheesecake from one of JimVH’s magazines:

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by JimVH » Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:20 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:43 pm
... because you don’t love cows as much as he does.


Cheesecake from one of JimVH’s magazines:

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I knew someone had been reading my mail.
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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:26 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:20 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:43 pm
... because you don’t love cows as much as he does.


Cheesecake from one of JimVH’s magazines:

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I knew someone had been reading my mail.
Did I crease the centerfold?
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: JimVH is Not Happy With You

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:36 pm

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