Grocery Shopping with my wife

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Grocery Shopping with my wife

Post by Winton » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:19 pm

I love going grocery shopping with my Bride. But sometimes it takes longer than it should.

Eventually, I just want to go home. But my wife is still dawdling around, checking ingredients, etc. Here is my solution. I wander off and start looking for Fun Food. Today, I had to resort to Persian Sermac Marinade and ALSO Candy Corn Ice Cream.

You are correct. She won't touch my final additions and it does speed up the process.

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Re: Grocery Shopping with my wife

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:47 pm

I do all the shopping. For the sake of our marriage, I will not take my wife with me to the grocery store.
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Re: Grocery Shopping with my wife

Post by 424cat » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:50 pm

Winton wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:19 pm
I love going grocery shopping with my Bride. But sometimes it takes longer than it should.

Eventually, I just want to go home. But my wife is still dawdling around, checking ingredients, etc. Here is my solution. I wander off and start looking for Fun Food. Today, I had to resort to Persian Sermac Marinade and ALSO Candy Corn Ice Cream.

You are correct. She won't touch my final additions and it does speed up the process.

I love grocery shopping with my wife too.
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Re: Grocery Shopping with my wife

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:28 pm

Winton wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:19 pm

I had to. I just had to.

I love going grocery shopping with my Bride really?. But sometimes it takes longer than it should. Sometimes?

Eventually, I just want to go home. I'm feeling this pain But my wife is still dawdling around, checking ingredients, etc. without suprise Here is my solution. oh goody!

I wander off and start looking for Fun Food. Today, I had to resort to Persian Sermac Marinade and ALSO Candy Corn Ice Cream. BRILLIANT!

You are correct. She won't touch my final additions and it does speed up the process. You still get the big W. And that's really all that matters.
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Re: Grocery Shopping with my wife

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:25 pm

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

I cannot abide grocery shopping. The only thing worse than shopping for groceries is shopping for groceries with my wife!
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Re: Grocery Shopping with my wife

Post by Hovannes » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:53 pm

I enjoy grocery shopping,
Bringing home food for my family.
It's sort of like hunting with no danger of getting shot by accident. :chili:
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