Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

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JimVH Yeti™

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M/U
1
11%
A_Morley sipping whiskey from a JimVH Yeti™
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Total votes: 9

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Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:03 am

Here's a chance to win a JimVH Yeti™ mug of your own.

That's right, you don't have to swipe a Yeti mug from him like I did..

You just need to submit a JimVH Haiku and I'll pick a winner.

Let's get at least one page of entries on this thread and we'll go from there.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by AFRS » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:18 am

old JimVH
Yeti kicks him
squishy sound
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by AFRS » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 am

Morley's the Reckoning, good and bad,
I bid farewell
To the departing yeti.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by AFRS » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:24 am

Old JimVH
balancing his Yeti
on the garden fence

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by John-Boy » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:20 am

Wearing a bow tie
Saving lives and eating pie
Oh, It’s our friend Jim
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by John-Boy » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:23 am

Sun on glassy seas
I squint and cover my eyes
A shiny bald head
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by John-Boy » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:25 am

Hidden name online
What’s his true identity
Jimmy Van Halen
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:55 am

Rita and Ramone
Seventies El Camino
Bow Tie to Texas
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Stanley76 » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:57 am

Yeti sips
Yeti weeps
Yet he mopes not
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by gaining_age » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:45 am

H. R. Puff and snuff
Jim surveys his vast landscape
Reach for yeti, oops
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JimVH » Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:58 am

Uncomfortable
For JimVH these threads are
I sound like Yoda
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:34 pm

Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:31 pm

Cool Winter mourning
Biscuits and gravy are gone
Where's Jim's Yeti?
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Del » Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:13 pm


I need no Yeti.
My heart desires only Jim's
Chili recipe.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:42 pm

Houston and Hockey
Sprinkler pipe baptismal fonts
The Armadillo
DL Jake

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:42 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:58 am
Uncomfortable
For JimVH these threads are
I sound like Yoda
Love long lost appears
Jim is ineligible
Jocose says, "Haaaa-haaaaa!"
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by gaining_age » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:49 pm

Squeezing the pooches
Jim knows the way and method
Rita nods approving
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2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by ChildOfGod » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:11 pm

Awaken my soul
Glasses, smile, pipe, tobacco
Jim VH is near
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:13 pm

Man without a face
Jocose silently reaches
Jim's Yeti is gone
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by hugodrax » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:39 pm

He has me blocked now
For reasons I won't disclose,
No chance of winning.
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