Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

[Jocose]

Here's a chance to win a JimVH Yeti™ mug of your own.

That's right, you don't have to swipe a Yeti mug from him like I did..

You just need to submit a JimVH Haiku and I'll pick a winner.

Let's get at least one page of entries on this thread and we'll go from there.

[AFRS]

old JimVH
Yeti kicks him
squishy sound

[AFRS]

Morley's the Reckoning, good and bad,
I bid farewell
To the departing yeti.

[AFRS]

Old JimVH
balancing his Yeti
on the garden fence

[John-Boy]

Wearing a bow tie
Saving lives and eating pie
Oh, It’s our friend Jim

[John-Boy]

Sun on glassy seas
I squint and cover my eyes
A shiny bald head

[John-Boy]

Hidden name online
What’s his true identity
Jimmy Van Halen

[JudgeRusty]

Rita and Ramone
Seventies El Camino
Bow Tie to Texas

[Stanley76]

Yeti sips
Yeti weeps
Yet he mopes not

[gaining_age]

H. R. Puff and snuff
Jim surveys his vast landscape
Reach for yeti, oops

[JimVH]

Uncomfortable
For JimVH these threads are
I sound like Yoda

[Jake]

Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend

[Jocose]

Cool Winter mourning
Biscuits and gravy are gone
Where's Jim's Yeti?

[Del]

I need no Yeti.
My heart desires only Jim's
Chili recipe.

[DepartedLight]

Houston and Hockey
Sprinkler pipe baptismal fonts
The Armadillo

[coco]

Uncomfortable
For JimVH these threads are
I sound like Yoda

Love long lost appears
Jim is ineligible
Jocose says, "Haaaa-haaaaa!"

[gaining_age]

Squeezing the pooches
Jim knows the way and method
Rita nods approving

[ChildOfGod]

Awaken my soul
Glasses, smile, pipe, tobacco
Jim VH is near

[coco]

Man without a face
Jocose silently reaches
Jim's Yeti is gone

[hugodrax]

He has me blocked now
For reasons I won't disclose,
No chance of winning.