Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

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JimVH Yeti™

Y
1
11%
N
0
No votes
M/U
1
11%
A_Morley sipping whiskey from a JimVH Yeti™
7
78%
 
Total votes: 9

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:12 pm

AFRS wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:59 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:17 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:10 pm
Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:34 pm
Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend
By far the best one
But it is simply too sweet
Jo will not pick it
pah-shaw, I say.

Don't let Jo's weirdo, oddball, psychotic on-line personality fool you.

He's really a very nice guy. A kind man. The kind of man that's psychotically nice from time to time.
Winter rains are here
Your post is not a haiku
Winning of Yeti zero
Five, seven, seven
is not a valid haiku
No Yeti for you

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:19 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:17 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 6:10 pm
Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:34 pm
Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend
By far the best one
But it is simply too sweet
Jo will not pick it
pah-shaw, I say.

Don't let Jo's weirdo, oddball, psychotic on-line personality fool you.

He's really a very nice guy. A kind man. The kind of man that's psychotically nice from time to time.
Pah-shaw, you may say!
Jo and Jim are certainly
in this together.
:chat:
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Jan 05, 2021 2:06 pm

What could I pilfer?
Coco & Piper live near.
Then offer online.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:43 pm

A gentle rain
some haikus have abounded here
One shall reign
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:10 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:43 pm
A gentle rain
some haikus have abounded here
One shall reign
you are not allowed
to pick yer own for the win
the armadillo
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:33 pm

Far better than Trump
Past Biden by miles and miles
Jim for President
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:40 pm

"'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:49 pm

He wasn't born there
but miles and miles of Texas
bow ties are neck thongs
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:40 am

It's last call
anyone else care to try
for the VanHalen Yeti
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Win a JimVH Yeti[emoji769] Haiku Contest

Post by BeefyG » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:53 pm

Computer Background.
Is it Jim Van Halen or
Is Jim Heisenberg?

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:02 pm

Since Jocose took it
And Jocosoe can't relate,
Jim keeps Yeti cup.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by FredS » Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:04 pm

Ray Wylie Hubbard
He's the man, if he won't do
Maybe Jim Bob can
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by FredS » Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:10 pm

Sometimes in dark night
Angels whisper in my ear
Hark for Jim is near
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 06, 2021 7:51 pm

today is most weird
today is very most weird
check the A/C. jim
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Win a JimVH Yeti[emoji769] Haiku Contest

Post by BeefyG » Wed Jan 06, 2021 8:20 pm

What was lost is found
When Jimbo spits the phat rhyme
And wins back the cup

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:09 pm

Looks like there may be a tie
Will contemplate
Thanks for haikuing
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:35 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:10 pm
Sometimes in dark night
Angels whisper in my ear
Hark for Jim is near
I don't care who wins, this is the best one.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:37 pm

Contest is over but here's one for the road

Haiku
Haiku

Gesundheit
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:13 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:35 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:10 pm
Sometimes in dark night
Angels whisper in my ear
Hark for Jim is near
I don't care who wins, this is the best one.
Definitely one of a 3 way tie
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Del » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:04 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:13 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:35 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:10 pm
Sometimes in dark night
Angels whisper in my ear
Hark for Jim is near
I don't care who wins, this is the best one.
Definitely one of a 3 way tie
Only one winner.
Consolation for the rest:
CHILI RECIPE!
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