Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

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JimVH Yeti™

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11%
N
0
No votes
M/U
1
11%
A_Morley sipping whiskey from a JimVH Yeti™
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Total votes: 9

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:29 pm

Is a three way tie
better than a four in hand?
Tumbleweeds are beautiful.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:25 am

Del wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:04 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:13 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:35 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:10 pm
Sometimes in dark night
Angels whisper in my ear
Hark for Jim is near
I don't care who wins, this is the best one.
Definitely one of a 3 way tie
Only one winner.
Consolation for the rest:
CHILI RECIPE!
Secret recipe?
Jim's award-winning chili:
Hormel in a can.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:45 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:43 pm
A gentle rain
some haikus have abounded here
One shall reign
Jocose! What is that?
Aww, not really a haiku.
Fixed it for you now!


Rain gently falling
Haikus abound in this place
Only one shall reign

8) :lol:
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:57 pm

Jo rides a moped
Jim rides a motorcycle
Jim is a real man
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by FredS » Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:07 pm

Where's my dang Yeti
The one I miss so dearly
This better be good
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by FredS » Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:20 pm

South of the border
White hot nights of adventure
Never to be told
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:57 pm
Jo rides a moped
Jim rides a motorcycle
Jim is a real man
Well, now it's down from a 3 way tie to a 2 way tie.

:rotfl:
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:06 pm

Jocose wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:57 pm
Jo rides a moped
Jim rides a motorcycle
Jim is a real man
Well, now it's down from a 3 way tie to a 2 way tie.

:rotfl:
Worth it
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by FredS » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:11 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:06 pm
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:57 pm
Jo rides a moped
Jim rides a motorcycle
Jim is a real man
Well, now it's down from a 3 way tie to a 2 way tie.

:rotfl:
Worth it
Once again, you've brought your priorities to question. I'd stab myself in the eye with a fork to get a JimVH Yeti™.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:26 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:11 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:06 pm
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:57 pm
Jo rides a moped
Jim rides a motorcycle
Jim is a real man
Well, now it's down from a 3 way tie to a 2 way tie.

:rotfl:
Worth it
Once again, you've brought your priorities to question. I'd stab myself in the eye with a fork to get a JimVH Yeti™.
To get Jim's Yeti
I'd stab myself in the eye
Blinded by a fork
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:41 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:26 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:11 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:06 pm
Jocose wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:35 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:57 pm
Jo rides a moped
Jim rides a motorcycle
Jim is a real man
Well, now it's down from a 3 way tie to a 2 way tie.

:rotfl:
Worth it
Once again, you've brought your priorities to question. I'd stab myself in the eye with a fork to get a JimVH Yeti™.
To get Jim's Yeti
I'd stab myself in the eye
Blinded by a fork
To get Jim's Yeti
I'd stab myself in the eye
just got forked again
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti[emoji769] Haiku Contest

Post by BeefyG » Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:29 pm

Better than the rest.
I stabbed out both of my eyes.
Now I spill my drink.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti[emoji769] Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:30 am

BeefyG wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:29 pm
Better than the rest.
I stabbed out both of my eyes.
Now I spill my drink.
:lol:
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:01 am

They are "That Couple"
Boop Totesadorbs is the queen
In courtly attire
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:06 am

Gimme fuel and fire
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
Squealing tires, my Cube

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by FredS » Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:10 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:06 am
Gimme fuel and fire
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
Squealing tires, my Cube

Shameless pandering
Not even trying to hide
Suck up to the judge
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by coco » Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:18 pm

FredS wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:10 pm
coco wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:06 am
Gimme fuel and fire
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
Squealing tires, my Cube

Shameless pandering
Not even trying to hide
Suck up to the judge
Nah. Extention of the lyrics theme above. St. Vitus would be pandering.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:01 pm

Coco and FredS grudge
Jocose spreads ire with Jims Cup
But here comes da Judge!
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JimVH » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:12 pm

You’re fooling yourselves
Thinking Jo will give it up
My yeti is his
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by AFRS » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:17 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:12 pm
You’re fooling yourselves
Thinking Jo will give it up
My yeti is his
Dark winter upon us
Holding out for Jocose Kraken
Jo drop the bomb

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