Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

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JimVH Yeti™

Y
1
11%
N
0
No votes
M/U
1
11%
A_Morley sipping whiskey from a JimVH Yeti™
7
78%
 
Total votes: 9

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:29 pm

AFRS wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:12 pm
You’re fooling yourselves
Thinking Jo will give it up
My yeti is his
Dark winter upon us
Holding out for Jocose Kraken
Jo drop the bomb
This is true
I'll never give it up
The winner gets a brand new JimVH Yeti™

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti[emoji769] Haiku Contest

Post by BeefyG » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:29 pm

Is it too late now?
Can I still get in on this?
How much is shipping?

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:31 pm

hoodwinked we have been
the rick roll shame is heavy
Glock is perfection
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:02 pm

It was all a trick!
Jim and Jo's conspiracy!
Still, it's a fun thread.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JimVH » Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:40 pm

Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:02 pm
It was all a trick!
Jim and Jo's conspiracy!
Still, it's a fun thread.
Jim denies wrong doing
He’s a victim after all
Jo is his favorite thief
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:58 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:40 pm
Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:02 pm
It was all a trick!
Jim and Jo's conspiracy!
Still, it's a fun thread.
Jim denies wrong doing
He’s a victim after all
Jo is his favorite thief
LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:59 pm

Jocose pied piper
Five pages of goose chasing
Lemmings just sought fun
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:52 pm

is this really true?
hoodwinked for so very long.
but, I can relate.
DL Jake

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:08 pm

Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:34 pm
Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend
Here the winner.
Jake win the signed JimVH Yeti
I'll send PM
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by AFRS » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:24 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:08 pm
Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:34 pm
Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend
Here the winner.
Jake win the signed JimVH Yeti
I'll send PM
:dance:

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 pm

I hope I was close
Jake’s entry was pretty good
Congratulations
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
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And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:42 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 pm
I hope I was close
Jake’s entry was pretty good
Congratulations
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:23 am
Sun on glassy seas
I squint and cover my eyes
A shiny bald head
This was second place.

EDIT: PM yer mailing address and I'll send you a new signed JimVH Yeti as well.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:51 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:42 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 pm
I hope I was close
Jake’s entry was pretty good
Congratulations
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:23 am
Sun on glassy seas
I squint and cover my eyes
A shiny bald head
This was second place.

EDIT: PM yer mailing address and I'll send you a new signed JimVH Yeti as well.
Oh what a blessing
My drinks will stay hot and cold
Thanks for all the fun
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by JimVH » Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:18 am

It hasn’t escaped me that three people now have JimVH yetis and none of them are me.

The world has gone mad.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:41 am

FredS was cheated
His haiku should have been picked
Give that man a mug

(No offense, Jake.)
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:42 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 12:18 am
It hasn’t escaped me that three people now have JimVH yetis and none of them are me.

The world has gone mad.
I’ll send one to you as soon as Jockuse sends it to me. I will not buy a new Yeti, but I will pay shipping.
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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:56 am

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:51 pm
Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:42 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 pm
I hope I was close
Jake’s entry was pretty good
Congratulations
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:23 am
Sun on glassy seas
I squint and cover my eyes
A shiny bald head
This was second place.

EDIT: PM yer mailing address and I'll send you a new signed JimVH Yeti as well.
Oh what a blessing
My drinks will stay hot and cold
Thanks for all the fun
John-Boy is our queen
Second line, seven syll’bles
Third line equals five
Stat crux dum volvitur orbis.

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Re: Win a JimVH Yeti™ Haiku Contest

Post by Jake » Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:44 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:08 pm
Jake wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:34 pm
Bow tie and blue jeans
Jim VH, kind and humble
A pipe-smoking friend
Here the winner.
Jake win the signed JimVH Yeti
I'll send PM
Oh me! Oh my, my!
Wow. I did not expect that.
Thank you! Very much!
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