Toast is the new CPS cheese

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Toast v. Cheese

Cheesy Toast
1
14%
Cheesy Taoist
0
No votes
Carter Hall
2
29%
Dancing Toast
0
No votes
DAN & TNLP having afternoon tea and toast
1
14%
Where's the Jesus face in the toast
1
14%
Cheese > Toast
2
29%
 
Total votes: 7

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Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:36 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:51 pm
Toast is underrated and taken for granted by many. All toasting methods are worthy of consideration, but skillet toast is, by far, the superior method for both texture and flavor.

I have spoken.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:54 pm

You have spoken wrongly.
Cheese >toast


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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:02 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:54 pm
You have spoken wrongly.
Cheese >toast


Hello FredS
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by JimVH » Thu Jan 07, 2021 9:13 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:54 pm
You have spoken wrongly.
Cheese >toast


Hello FredS
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:58 am

I said what I said.


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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:52 am

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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:53 am

coco wrote:Image
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:45 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:53 am
In a time of great division, one man makes a bold move towards unity.


Hello FredS
Nancy Pelosi?
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:46 am

To muddy the waters further, I give you:
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Baconcheesetoast!
Skip wrote:Dang. Now I'm hungry.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:52 am

Plain toast
Buttered toast
Burnt toast
Wheat toast
Rye toast
White toast
Garlic toast
Cheese toast
Cinnamon toast
Eggs and toast
Avocado on toast
PBJ on toast
Four fried chickens and some dry white toast .
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:13 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:52 am
Plain toast
Buttered toast
Burnt toast
Wheat toast
Rye toast
White toast
Garlic toast
Cheese toast
Cinnamon toast
Eggs and toast
Avocado on toast
PBJ on toast
Four fried chickens and some dry white toast .
That's about all you can do with toast.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:21 am

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:13 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:52 am
Plain toast
Buttered toast
Burnt toast
Wheat toast
Rye toast
White toast
Garlic toast
Cheese toast
Cinnamon toast
Eggs and toast
Avocado on toast
PBJ on toast
Four fried chickens and some dry white toast .
That's about all you can do with toast.
True I guess, unless you include SoS. And crawfish etouffee on toast. But they don't fit real well in the list.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by Stanley76 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:25 am

Toast, which is form of bread, is nothing but a vehicle to eat other more delicious foods such as butter, cheese, peanut butter and a myriad of other tasty things. It also raises blood sugar levels, is made from processed flour and other unnatural ingredients. Bread AKA toast is a scam. Take a slice of Sunbeam white bread and squoosh it down tightly and you'll get a tiny little ball of chewy dough with little to no nutritional value. I ate a sandwich yesterday with no bread, baloney and cheese on each side. Bread is a lie. Toast is a damned lie.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by Hovannes » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:03 pm

Lettuce is ridiculous in a grilled cheese.
That is all.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:17 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:13 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:52 am
Plain toast
Buttered toast
Burnt toast
Wheat toast
Rye toast
White toast
Garlic toast
Cheese toast
Cinnamon toast
Eggs and toast
Avocado on toast
PBJ on toast
Four fried chickens and some dry white toast .
That's about all you can do with toast.
It also makes a good shingle for SOS.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:18 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:25 am
Toast, which is form of bread, is nothing but a vehicle to eat other more delicious foods such as butter, cheese, peanut butter and a myriad of other tasty things. It also raises blood sugar levels, is made from processed flour and other unnatural ingredients. Bread AKA toast is a scam. Take a slice of Sunbeam white bread and squoosh it down tightly and you'll get a tiny little ball of chewy dough with little to no nutritional value. I ate a sandwich yesterday with no bread, baloney and cheese on each side. Bread is a lie. Toast is a damned lie.
I object quite strenuously.

The following common mathematical equation supports my objection:

Carbs + fat = yum

We can verify this equation using the following empirical evidence:
French fries
Baked potatoes with butter and sour cream
Bagels with cream cheese
Grits with lots of butter (don't skimp on the butter, please)

In these examples, the carbs are an essential part of the yum, not just ancillary additions.

That being said, 'Murican white "bread" hardly deserves to be called bread at all. Go for a fine bakery bread and add fats to produce yum.

That is all.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:34 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:18 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:25 am
Toast, which is form of bread, is nothing but a vehicle to eat other more delicious foods such as butter, cheese, peanut butter and a myriad of other tasty things. It also raises blood sugar levels, is made from processed flour and other unnatural ingredients. Bread AKA toast is a scam. Take a slice of Sunbeam white bread and squoosh it down tightly and you'll get a tiny little ball of chewy dough with little to no nutritional value. I ate a sandwich yesterday with no bread, baloney and cheese on each side. Bread is a lie. Toast is a damned lie.
I object quite strenuously.

The following common mathematical equation supports my objection:

Carbs + fat = yum

We can verify this equation using the following empirical evidence:
French fries
Baked potatoes with butter and sour cream
Bagels with cream cheese
Grits with lots of butter (don't skimp on the butter, please)

In these examples, the carbs are an essential part of the yum, not just ancillary additions.

That being said, 'Murican white "bread" hardly deserves to be called bread at all. Go for a fine bakery bread and add fats to produce yum.

That is all.
Ya...what coco said 8)
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by Stanley76 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:12 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 1:34 pm
coco wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:18 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:25 am
Toast, which is form of bread, is nothing but a vehicle to eat other more delicious foods such as butter, cheese, peanut butter and a myriad of other tasty things. It also raises blood sugar levels, is made from processed flour and other unnatural ingredients. Bread AKA toast is a scam. Take a slice of Sunbeam white bread and squoosh it down tightly and you'll get a tiny little ball of chewy dough with little to no nutritional value. I ate a sandwich yesterday with no bread, baloney and cheese on each side. Bread is a lie. Toast is a damned lie.
I object quite strenuously.

The following common mathematical equation supports my objection:

Carbs + fat = yum

We can verify this equation using the following empirical evidence:
French fries
Baked potatoes with butter and sour cream
Bagels with cream cheese
Grits with lots of butter (don't skimp on the butter, please)

In these examples, the carbs are an essential part of the yum, not just ancillary additions.

That being said, 'Murican white "bread" hardly deserves to be called bread at all. Go for a fine bakery bread and add fats to produce yum.

That is all.
Ya...what coco said 8)
That's what I said, "a vehicle for eating other more delicious foods". Foods such as butter, cheese, peanut butter, etc. It's those that make a sandwich delicious and flavorful. The bread is just something to put the good stuff on so you cram it in your mouth without getting all greasy and making a mess. Eat a plain unsalted cracker (which is just bread) and see if I'm wrong. Then put some cheese, bacon and a jalapeno on another one and try again. Bread is nothing more than an edible spoon. I remain unconvinced.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:54 pm

Toast bashing does not look good on you. Any of you.

Inclusion. Look it up.
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Re: Toast is the new CPS cheese

Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:47 pm

Post yer toast
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