Hit & Run last night

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Hit & Run last night

Post by Winton » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:51 am

Last night, we heard a loud noise in front of our house. As normal, at this time, both sides of the street had parked cars. Therefore, while traffic could go either way, usually only one vehicle can move at a time. My daughter parked in front of our house and a neighbor parked her van in the next parking spot.

After the loud noise, we found the neighbor's van over the curb, with the tire, brakes, struts, etc. spread across the the next neighbor's yard. The driver drove away, about two blocks. I am still interested in how there could be so much destruction, if she was practicing safe driving. I am also curious if she enjoyed getting pepper sprayed by the police.

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Post by FredS » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:39 pm

The fact that the cops had to spray her sorta makes me think she wasn't "practicing safe driving".
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Post by coco » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:50 pm

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Post by Stanley76 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:59 pm

She started to slow down but the van was more stationary than she thought.
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Re: Hit & Run last night

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:32 pm

It was rude of the van owner to park where she wanted to drive.
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