Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

[JimVH]

The rules are simple: make me laugh. Jokes, memes, photos, stories of your misspent youth, almost anything to make me chuckle.

I'll give it a few days and pick the most laughable response. The winner(s) will receive a world famous JimVH whiskey glass (minus the mustard). I won't even ask you to pay postage. This is a real contest, not some wannabe stolen yeti thing. It's even open to foreigners and Oklahomans.

[FredS]

I saw Bear Grylls drink his own pee from that glass.

[GaryInVA]

"foreigners and Oklahomans"

But I repeat myself...

[Bloodhound]

This glass of Whiskey tasted like I am not going to work tomorrow

[vwdeano]

This bit of "outtakes" owns me... and there is no reason for it. LOL.

[DepartedLight]

[BeefyG]

Do we get the mustard too if we make you laugh hard enough?

[JimVH]

Do we get the mustard too if we make you laugh hard enough?

I won’t rule it out, but it will require a full blown belly laugh at minimum.

[John-Boy]

Crosby war hammer

[John-Boy]

Artguy

[John-Boy]

Bad ideas for tampers #4.

[AFRS]

Bad ideas for tampers #4.

Or Tampons #1

[sweetandsour]

A bartender kept his horse in the bar. A guy walked in, looked at the horse, and bet the bartender a drink that he could make the horse laugh. Agreed, said the bartender. So the guy walked up to the horse and whispered in his ear, and the horse immediately began to laugh.
The guy enjoyed his drink, then declared that for another drink he could make the horse cry. Agreed, said the bartender.
So, the guy walked up to the horse, and facing him, unfastened his belt and briefly lowered his pants, and the horse began to cry.
What the devil?!, exclaimed the bartender.
I whispered to the horse that mine was bigger, and then I showed him, the man replied, as he sipped his drink.

[John-Boy]

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[Jocose]

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Did I win?

[John-Boy]

[Jocose]

Jb's new moped intercom

[Jocose]

A dung beetle walked into a bar and pointed to a chair and asked "is this stool taken?"

[John-Boy]

Makes me laugh every time.

[John-Boy]

A dung beetle walked into a bar and pointed to a chair and asked "is this stool taken?"

A termite walks into a bar and says, “where’s the bar tender?”