Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

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Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:08 pm

The rules are simple: make me laugh. Jokes, memes, photos, stories of your misspent youth, almost anything to make me chuckle.

I'll give it a few days and pick the most laughable response. The winner(s) will receive a world famous JimVH whiskey glass (minus the mustard). I won't even ask you to pay postage. This is a real contest, not some wannabe stolen yeti thing. It's even open to foreigners and Oklahomans.

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by FredS » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:23 pm

I saw Bear Grylls drink his own pee from that glass.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:19 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:08 pm
"foreigners and Oklahomans"
But I repeat myself...
hugodrax wrote:
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

But it is easier for a Lifted Ford to pass under the beam of a parking garage than it is for a Dodge Ram driver to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Y'all crazy

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Post by Bloodhound » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:31 pm

This glass of Whiskey tasted like I am not going to work tomorrow
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Post by vwdeano » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:00 pm



This bit of "outtakes" owns me... and there is no reason for it. LOL.
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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:01 pm

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by BeefyG » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:18 pm

Do we get the mustard too if we make you laugh hard enough?

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:33 pm

BeefyG wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:18 pm
Do we get the mustard too if we make you laugh hard enough?
I won’t rule it out, but it will require a full blown belly laugh at minimum.
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Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:36 pm

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Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:44 pm

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Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:46 pm

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Bad ideas for tampers #4.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by AFRS » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:55 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:46 pm
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Bad ideas for tampers #4.
Or Tampons #1

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Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:57 pm

A bartender kept his horse in the bar. A guy walked in, looked at the horse, and bet the bartender a drink that he could make the horse laugh. Agreed, said the bartender. So the guy walked up to the horse and whispered in his ear, and the horse immediately began to laugh.
The guy enjoyed his drink, then declared that for another drink he could make the horse cry. Agreed, said the bartender.
So, the guy walked up to the horse, and facing him, unfastened his belt and briefly lowered his pants, and the horse began to cry.
What the devil?!, exclaimed the bartender.
I whispered to the horse that mine was bigger, and then I showed him, the man replied, as he sipped his drink.
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Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:05 pm

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Did I win?
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Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:14 pm

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:16 pm

A dung beetle walked into a bar and pointed to a chair and asked "is this stool taken?"
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Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:19 pm

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Makes me laugh every time.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:20 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:16 pm
A dung beetle walked into a bar and pointed to a chair and asked "is this stool taken?"
A termite walks into a bar and says, “where’s the bar tender?”
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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