Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:22 pm

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:26 pm

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:32 pm

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Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:39 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:32 pm
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FWIW, This made me laugh.

Not sure why, never understood the meaning.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:44 pm

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"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"This thread makes me sad." ~ SlowToke

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:52 pm

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I'm clearly going for the quantity over quality.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Fainn » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:54 pm

Have you looked at a mirror?
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:21 pm

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:26 am

I can hardly wait for my third JimVH participation award.

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:39 am

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:44 pm
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:53 am

You're paying postage what about insurance on this treasure?

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Winton » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:32 am

Many years ago, when my son was around 3 years old, he was VERY upset. He sat at the table with his fists on face, determined to be miserable.

Me, "You are going to have to press a lot harder, if you want your head to explode."

At that point, he could not stop laughing and was still determined to be miserable. Finally, he just ran to room.

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by tuttle » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:46 am

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by JimVH » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:24 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:53 am
You're paying postage what about insurance on this treasure?
Look, big winnings always involve a gamble.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by JimVH » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:40 am

I just thought this should be posted here. It made me laugh and I was serious when I said it was open to foreigners.

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I haven't had alcohol ever BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN

kidding I'm drunk right now

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Cleon » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:51 am


Wait for it...about 20 seconds in.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Cleon » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:57 am

Jocose wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:39 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:32 pm
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FWIW, This made me laugh.

Not sure why, never understood the meaning.
This is absolutely no joke -

I used to have one of those in my front yard. My mother-in-law got it for us for Christmas one year. Bird poop everywhere. It wasn't very weather resistant and would end up falling over and warping so we got rid of it.
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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by Jake » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:10 pm

Here ya go, Jim, Weiner Dog With Fireworks!
It's an old video, been circulating for a long time, but still one of my faves.

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Re: Make Me Laugh - A Contest with a Coveted Prize

Post by BeefyG » Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:19 am

A drunk man enters a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender tells him he can’t serve him if he’s drunk so the guy leaves. The drunk man comes back but this time he’s giving a woman a piggy back ride. The bartender tells him “Look, I already told you I can’t serve you if you’re drunk.” The drunk replies “I’m not drunk, I’m a turtle.” He points to the woman on his back and says “See, this is Michelle.”

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