The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
Jocose
a very large Chinese lizard man named Wu
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by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:22 pm
JimVH new rig.
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS
"This thread makes me sad." ~ SlowToke
"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55
John-Boy
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
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by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:26 pm
$12
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa
John-Boy
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by John-Boy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:32 pm
Praying - coco
Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
And when I am sitting on my new saddle, I will know that my weight is resting upon the collective minds of CPS - GaryinVa
Jocose
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by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:39 pm
FWIW, This made me laugh.
Not sure why, never understood the meaning.
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS
"This thread makes me sad." ~ SlowToke
"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55
Jocose
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by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:44 pm
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS
"This thread makes me sad." ~ SlowToke
"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55
Jocose
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by Jocose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:52 pm
I'm clearly going for the quantity over quality.
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS
"This thread makes me sad." ~ SlowToke
"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55
Fainn
Master's of fArts
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by Fainn » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:54 pm
Have you looked at a mirror?
Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one, but mine is the best.
CodeMonkey
A.K.A. Sigmund Freud
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by CodeMonkey » Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:21 pm
VIDEO
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson
Roadmaster
Fan of Dr. Buttcrack
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by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:26 am
I can hardly wait for my third JimVH participation award.
Roadmaster
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by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:36 am
Roadmaster
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by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:39 am
Jocose wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:44 pm
two six packs and a keg
Roadmaster
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by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:53 am
You're paying postage what about insurance on this treasure?
Winton
Minister of Dad Jokes
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by Winton » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:32 am
Many years ago, when my son was around 3 years old, he was VERY upset. He sat at the table with his fists on face, determined to be miserable.
Me, "You are going to have to press a lot harder, if you want your head to explode."
At that point, he could not stop laughing and was still determined to be miserable. Finally, he just ran to room.
tuttle
Tomnoddy Attercop
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by tuttle » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:46 am
"The Evangelium has not abrogated legends; it has hallowed them" -JRR Tolkien
"Better to die cheerfully with the aid of a little tobacco, than to live disagreeably and remorseful without." -CS Lewis
JimVH
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by JimVH » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:24 am
Roadmaster wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:53 am
You're paying postage what about insurance on this treasure?
Look, big winnings always involve a gamble.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
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JimVH
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by JimVH » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:40 am
I just thought this should be posted here. It made me laugh and I was serious when I said it was open to foreigners.
ReverendThom wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:26 pm
I haven't had alcohol ever BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN
kidding I'm drunk right now
Kidding
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"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Your boos mean nothing. I see what you cheer." Kevin Sorbo
Cleon
Walmart Cargo Short Model
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by Cleon » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:51 am
VIDEO
Wait for it...about 20 seconds in.
"Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven" - Jesus
"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG
"Dang, a pipe slap." - JimVH
Cleon
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by Cleon » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:57 am
Jocose wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:39 pm
FWIW, This made me laugh.
Not sure why, never understood the meaning.
This is absolutely no joke -
I used to have one of those in my front yard. My mother-in-law got it for us for Christmas one year. Bird poop everywhere. It wasn't very weather resistant and would end up falling over and warping so we got rid of it.
"Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven" - Jesus
"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG
"Dang, a pipe slap." - JimVH
Jake
Sister of the Briar
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by Jake » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:10 pm
Here ya go, Jim, Weiner Dog With Fireworks!
It's an old video, been circulating for a long time, but still one of my faves.
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"It was a bit awkward at first but I soon got to be perfectly at home in men's clothes. " -- Calamity Jane
BeefyG
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by BeefyG » Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:19 am
A drunk man enters a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender tells him he can’t serve him if he’s drunk so the guy leaves. The drunk man comes back but this time he’s giving a woman a piggy back ride. The bartender tells him “Look, I already told you I can’t serve you if you’re drunk.” The drunk replies “I’m not drunk, I’m a turtle.” He points to the woman on his back and says “See, this is Michelle.”