Just a 20 second conversation with my wife.... on the edge of political and SNL
Me: Some people are really concerned the DT would want to run in 2024.. the dude is 74, do you really think Americans would vote for some 78 year old to start office?
Me does a quick check.... President Elect Joe Biden is 78.
Me: <in the voice of Gilda Radner-- >
<I laughed at myself>
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
A drunk man enters a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender tells him he can’t serve him if he’s drunk so the guy leaves. The drunk man comes back but this time he’s giving a woman a piggy back ride. The bartender tells him “Look, I already told you I can’t serve you if you’re drunk.” The drunk replies “I’m not drunk, I’m a turtle.” He points to the woman on his back and says “See, this is Michelle.”
I had to read it 3 times before I got it...yup I am not the sharpest tool in the shed
Scott ( aka - Thor )
Do Justice...Love Mercy...Walk Humbly With Your GOD
A drunk man enters a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender tells him he can’t serve him if he’s drunk so the guy leaves. The drunk man comes back but this time he’s giving a woman a piggy back ride. The bartender tells him “Look, I already told you I can’t serve you if you’re drunk.” The drunk replies “I’m not drunk, I’m a turtle.” He points to the woman on his back and says “See, this is Michelle.”
I had to read it 3 times before I got it...yup I am not the sharpest tool in the shed
It took me a second, too. I gave him a bonus point.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Your boos mean nothing. I see what you cheer." Kevin Sorbo
A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw."
"'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"
I will...award not one, not two, but three prizes complete with surprise enhancements.
This is your last chance to wow me.
I'm going to give this speech to my wife tonight.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
