Insinuating questions

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Insinuating questions

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:03 pm

When did you stop smoking Mixture No. 79?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by Yohanan » Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:57 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:03 pm
When did you stop smoking Mixture No. 79?
I Didn't.
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by Del » Sat Feb 20, 2021 7:54 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:03 pm
When did you stop smoking Mixture No. 79?
After Hugh Hefner died, it just wasn't fun to smoke Mixture No. 79 anymore.
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by Jocose » Sat Feb 20, 2021 8:56 pm

What are you insinuating?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by JMG » Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:05 pm

How dare you?!
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by gaining_age » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:42 am

Why did you do it?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by Del » Sun Feb 21, 2021 7:44 am

Is that your bubblegum?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by arank87 » Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:34 am

After my first pouch of it.
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Post by Cleon » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:59 am

Does this pipe make me look fat?
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Post by daveinlax » Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:00 pm

It was my first pipe tobacco (if it was good enough for Hef it was good enough for me) and I stopped smoking it after my first pouch in probably 1978. :pipe:

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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by Adam Z » Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:12 pm

Can't stop smoking it if I never started :no:
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by yetanotherbob » Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:48 pm

After the first bowl.
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by coco » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:16 pm

Would you rather smoke a cob or a turd?
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by coco » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:21 pm

Are you self-conscious about your nose?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by coco » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:22 pm

How did you get invited?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by coco » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:24 pm

Are you stupid?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by coco » Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:24 pm

Do you know how fast you were going?
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by AFRS » Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:44 am

coco wrote:
Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:16 pm
Would you rather smoke a cob or a turd?
The mouth that smokes turds, will never kiss mine!

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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by coco » Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:58 am

AFRS wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:44 am
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:16 pm
Would you rather smoke a cob or a turd?
The mouth that smokes turds, will never kiss mine!
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Re: Insinuating questions

Post by TheShepherd » Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:37 am

AFRS wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:44 am
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:16 pm
Would you rather smoke a cob or a turd?
The mouth that smokes turds, will never kiss mine!
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