Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
I have 6 stars.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
You're also a large Chinese man named Wu. So yeah, not jealous.
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"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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They did, back when I had 5 pink colored stars.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Woke up with a crick in my neck.
No rain yet. A little wind. And my neck hurts.
No rain yet. A little wind. And my neck hurts.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Del wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 amNever change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.

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The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
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I’m getting educated about EB-5 visas and investing.
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Del wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 amNever change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
I changed once.Cleon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 amDel wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 amNever change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.![]()
After years of pretending, I had to be honest with myself and everyone else.
I was a mule deer trapped in a fishing guide’s body.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
We're not here to judge you.durangopipe wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:14 pmI changed once.Cleon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 amDel wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 amNever change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.![]()
After years of pretending, I had to be honest with myself and everyone else.
I was a mule deer trapped in a fishing guide’s body.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine
"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Well... some of us are.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:17 pmWe're not here to judge you.durangopipe wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:14 pmI changed once.Cleon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 amDel wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 amNever change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.![]()
After years of pretending, I had to be honest with myself and everyone else.
I was a mule deer trapped in a fishing guide’s body.
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.Del wrote:Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.
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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Think it's spelled avatardism.mont974x4 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pmWow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.Del wrote:Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
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Dang it.DepartedLight wrote:Think it's spelled avatardism.mont974x4 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pmWow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.Del wrote:Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.
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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
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NO WAY!DepartedLight wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pmThink it's spelled avatardism.mont974x4 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pmWow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.Del wrote:Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.
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Way back when I was a liberal pagan I used to change avatars as often as I would my underwear. About monthly.Del wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:50 pmNO WAY!DepartedLight wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pmThink it's spelled avatardism.mont974x4 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pmWow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.Del wrote:Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.
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“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” -Yoda
“I grew up in a church with Ned Flanders. Down to the mustache. But so did a bunch of people I assume, which makes it so fun-diddly-unny.” -tuttle
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Is having an Avatar a prerequisite for being Aveternal?Thunktank wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:22 pmWay back when I was a liberal pagan I used to change avatars as often as I would my underwear. About monthly.Del wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:50 pmNO WAY!DepartedLight wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pmThink it's spelled avatardism.mont974x4 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pmWow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.Del wrote:Never change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.
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Or is being Aveternal a prerequisite for having an Avatar?
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Del wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 amNever change your avatar.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 amI don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
It's the online version of changing your gender.

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