Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Post by ReverendThom » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:39 pm

JimVH wrote:We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.
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Post by Fainn » Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:28 pm

Stanley76 wrote:i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
I'm bald. Why can't I be the hope for america?

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Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:32 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:39 pm
JimVH wrote:We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:37 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm
i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
Good sir.

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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am

My car's power steering pump blew out last night. Gettin towed this morning.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:09 pm

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Post by FredS » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:11 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am
My car's power steering pump blew out last night. Gettin towed this morning.
Must be the rotten BBQ in Tejas. S&S is having blowouts too.
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Post by Fainn » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:19 pm

In my mind, FredS was probably a redhead and now he's probably bald.

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Post by GaryInVA » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:59 am

FredS wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:11 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am
My car's power steering pump blew out last night. Gettin towed this morning.
Must be the rotten BBQ in Tejas. S&S is having blowouts too.
I could buy a lot of rotten Tejas BBQ with what this is going to cost me.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 am

Dang, I missed the Grammy's. That's 30 years in a row.
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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:17 pm

Overheard across the road from my house this morning:

"Ye-siree Bob, I think that's about the finest hole I've ever seen."
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:45 pm

Our house goes on the market at the end of the week. We’ve been busy priming and painting and replacing flooring etc to prepare.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by coco » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:46 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 am
Dang, I missed the Grammy's. That's 30 years in a row.
Jocose was there.
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:55 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:46 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 am
Dang, I missed the Grammy's. That's 30 years in a row.
Jocose was there.
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You apologize to Jo right now. Hed never wear those boots.
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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:57 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:46 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 am
Dang, I missed the Grammy's. That's 30 years in a row.
Jocose was there.
Image
You apologize to Jo right now. Hed never wear those boots.
I remember when he was embarrassed by those prison tats. I'm glad he's found acceptance in the LGBTQ community.
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:11 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:57 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:46 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 am
Dang, I missed the Grammy's. That's 30 years in a row.
Jocose was there.
Image
You apologize to Jo right now. Hed never wear those boots.
I remember when he was embarrassed by those prison tats. I'm glad he's found acceptance in the LGBTQ community.
You always leave out the Jesuits. Don't. It's important to be both ecumenical and inclusive, Fred. Jeeze.

Its LGBTQSJ.
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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:31 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:11 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:57 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:55 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:46 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 am
Dang, I missed the Grammy's. That's 30 years in a row.
Jocose was there.
Image
You apologize to Jo right now. Hed never wear those boots.
I remember when he was embarrassed by those prison tats. I'm glad he's found acceptance in the LGBTQ community.
You always leave out the Jesuits. Don't. It's important to be both ecumenical and inclusive, Fred. Jeeze.

Its LGBTQSJ.
:lol:
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Post by Fainn » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:33 pm

Ordered a laptop which should be here by the end of the week and internet the following Saturday. Probably no new tobacco or cigars for 6 months.

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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:05 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:33 pm
Ordered a laptop which should be here by the end of the week and internet the following Saturday. Probably no new tobacco or cigars for 6 months.

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How many cigars do you usually smoke in a month? I might know a guy who can hook you up.
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Post by Fainn » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:46 pm

FredS wrote:
Fainn wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:33 pm
Ordered a laptop which should be here by the end of the week and internet the following Saturday. Probably no new tobacco or cigars for 6 months.

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How many cigars do you usually smoke in a month? I might know a guy who can hook you up.
That would be sweet. Since the baby, only about 1 or 2 a month.

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