Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Wed May 15, 2019 2:24 pm

coco wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 12:55 pm
Jocose wrote:
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Hams are the nicest people I've ever met, ever...
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I know I never met a ham I didn't like.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Wed May 15, 2019 5:21 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 2:24 pm
coco wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 12:55 pm
Jocose wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 11:48 pm
Hams are the nicest people I've ever met, ever...
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I know I never met a ham I didn't like.
Dang, now I'm hungry.

Bacon sounds good.
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Post by Jocose » Wed May 15, 2019 5:32 pm

I havent had any Pho for many moons now.

I shall remedy this at some point soon.
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Post by rgcurrey » Wed May 15, 2019 7:27 pm

The beach was perfect this afternoon, proper time to use some leave and get out of the office.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Wed May 15, 2019 8:08 pm

I dropped a mason jar full of tobacco onto concrete. I salvaged most of it, but I probably lost an ounce.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Wed May 15, 2019 8:18 pm

coco wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 8:08 pm
I dropped a mason jar full of tobacco onto concrete. I salvaged most of it, but I probably lost an ounce.
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Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Post by Fainn » Wed May 15, 2019 9:41 pm

I practiced a sermon today for May 26. It sounded the most like actual preaching of anything I have ever done.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu May 16, 2019 6:16 am

Fainn wrote:I practiced a sermon today for May 26. It sounded the most like actual preaching of anything I have ever done.
Good job.


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by Hovannes » Thu May 16, 2019 7:33 am

It's raining today, and I'm really missing not having my own car (or truck.)
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu May 16, 2019 8:15 am

Hovannes wrote:It's raining today, and I'm really missing not having my own car (or truck.)
We’re supposed to get an inch of rain this weekend.


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am

I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
Voluntary petnapping?
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3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu May 16, 2019 10:49 am

gaining_age wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
Voluntary petnapping?
Pretty much. It's quite a racket.
“Gnomies are my homies...” hugodrax

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Thu May 16, 2019 10:53 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:49 am
gaining_age wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
Voluntary petnapping?
Pretty much. It's quite a racket.
I need to send mine to the groomers . . . now there is a racket at least the vet has years of school loans to pay off.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu May 16, 2019 11:54 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:49 am
gaining_age wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
Voluntary petnapping?
Pretty much. It's quite a racket.
I need to send mine to the groomers . . . now there is a racket at least the vet has years of school loans to pay off.
This was a perfect storm visit: grooming, vaccinations, and follow-up care, all due at once. I felt off balance with all that weight lifted from my wallet.
“Gnomies are my homies...” hugodrax

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Thu May 16, 2019 12:05 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 11:54 am
rgcurrey wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:49 am
gaining_age wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
Voluntary petnapping?
Pretty much. It's quite a racket.
I need to send mine to the groomers . . . now there is a racket at least the vet has years of school loans to pay off.
This was a perfect storm visit: grooming, vaccinations, and follow-up care, all due at once. I felt off balance with all that weight lifted from my wallet.
Did they squeeze the pups while they were at it? Save you some awkward interaction?
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu May 16, 2019 1:52 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 12:05 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 11:54 am
rgcurrey wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:49 am
gaining_age wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:47 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 8:39 am
I dropped the sick dog off at the vet this morning.
I did that yesterday. It was expensive to get her back.
Voluntary petnapping?
Pretty much. It's quite a racket.
I need to send mine to the groomers . . . now there is a racket at least the vet has years of school loans to pay off.
This was a perfect storm visit: grooming, vaccinations, and follow-up care, all due at once. I felt off balance with all that weight lifted from my wallet.
Did they squeeze the pups while they were at it? Save you some awkward interaction?
You would think draining would be included, huh.
“Gnomies are my homies...” hugodrax

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu May 16, 2019 4:35 pm

It was cancer. It was too late. We all went to the vet to say good bye.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Thu May 16, 2019 4:44 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 4:35 pm
It was cancer. It was too late. We all went to the vet to say good bye.


Hello FredS
Damme.

No words.

Truly sorry.
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