Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm

I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
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Post by GaryInVA » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:44 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
The Outsiders "Stay gold Ponyboy"?
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:45 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Post by rgcurrey » Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:30 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:45 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:33 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:30 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:45 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Post by rgcurrey » Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:36 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:33 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 3:30 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:45 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:43 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:23 pm
Fainn wrote:
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Once again, told 5 minutes before I was scheduled to leave that I had to stay an extra 2 hours

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:05 pm

I got to take a video tour of my sinuses this afternoon.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by ReverendThom » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:20 pm


Sir Moose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Post by coco » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:43 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:20 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:47 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:05 pm
I got to take a video tour of my sinuses this afternoon.
That's got to be more interesting than a live feed video tour of the colon.
Who the hell at Kaiser Permanente thought that one up anyway? :confused:
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Post by durangopipe » Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:28 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:47 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:05 pm
I got to take a video tour of my sinuses this afternoon.
That's got to be more interesting than a live feed video tour of the colon.
Who the hell at Kaiser Permanente thought that one up anyway? :confused:
Both beat C-Span.
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Post by sweetandsour » Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:35 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:28 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:47 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:05 pm
I got to take a video tour of my sinuses this afternoon.
That's got to be more interesting than a live feed video tour of the colon.
Who the hell at Kaiser Permanente thought that one up anyway? :confused:
Both beat C-Span.
I don't know. Maybe.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:44 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:43 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:20 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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I've pretty much always considered myself to be Betty White.
We’ve reached a new high in lows.
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Post by GaryInVA » Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:08 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:44 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:43 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:20 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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I've pretty much always considered myself to be Betty White.
We’ve reached a new high in lows.
When did y'all get together?
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:57 am

At least once a week I go to breakfast with people from work.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by FredS » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:16 am

ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:20 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:30 pm
I spent most of the day working with high school seniors on resume building and mock interviews. I just got an email from one of the students thanking me and telling me to "stay golden".

I hope that's a good thing.
I have an idea what it may mean....

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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:43 pm

Joined a gun club today. 15% off everything makes it well worth it.

Added bonus, they like the pup.
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Post by ReverendThom » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:09 pm

I'm just finishing an 18 hour work day and head back in 4-6 depending on this storm

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Post by Fainn » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:41 pm

Been up since 5. Staying up long enough to fisnish this pipe.
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